You up?

That's what she said

I deleted Microsoft Edge. I guess you could say I'm some kinda big deal now.

BLATANT LIE CAUGHT ON CAMERA:

Karoline Leavitt: "Lebanon is NOT part of the ceasefire agreement".

FACT: Literally the PM of Pakistan, who mediated the ceasefire, tweeted out that it WAS included. He's literally the one who witnessed the deal.

Your headlines and click bait will not save Iran. Do something.

@coloradosun.com @cprnews.org @coloradonewsline.com @coloradotimesrecorder.com @jesseapaul.bsky.social @zacknewsman.bsky.social @denverpost.com @9news.com @denver7.com @westword.com

Any politician that is sitting on their hands or merely finger-wagging this genocidal threat at this moment is unfit for office.

@bennet.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov @cohousedem.bsky.social

Having moved from the South a few years ago, it's so nice that I didn't even know today was Easter until yesterday.

If the US dropped a Nuke on Tehran, Israel's main complaint would be a Twitch streamer's opinion about it.

I will open the Strait of Hormuz for another Dune 3 trailer.

President Trump, you have one hour.

You love to see it

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Blankets should all be giant squares so I don't have to check if they're pointing the right way.

If you don't have nukes, say you do have nukes while you go get some nukes.

If you do have nukes, also say you have nukes while you go get even more nukes.

If anybody tries to take your nukes, say you also have Shia Labeouf.

I hope so

Touche...

How dare you

I spent the last year creating a conceptual and structural outline for my first sci-fi book. (Writing without knowing where you're going is just madness to me.)

I finally put pen to paper (finger to keyboard) and have the prologue (draft) completed.

Slightly excited and proud of myself.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Putting on the clown make up. THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISM, IS THAT EVENTUALLY, YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY. The capitalist simp says as he: *GIVES 85% OF LABOR VALUE TO CAPITALIST BOSS WHO DOESN'T WORK*

“Every accusation is a confession.”

My only fear is Shia LaBeouf.

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

Yeah, the problem is capitalism.

Has anyone considered dropping Trump into the woods at night with Shia Labeouf?

A horrific piece of rotten flesh with zero redeeming qualities and hes burning the entire planet

Fucking mood

*Fascism taking over the world*

Liberals with hands on hips: "Disgusting...

By the way, Iran's government is just awful, isn't it?"

shouldntve smoked that shit now im in The Matrix with Hasanabi

From a newly released FBI interview:

An inmate told the FBI he heard prison guards saying Epstein was killed.

DOJ documents show the guards discussed a cover-up.

Reported by Julie K. Brown, the journalist who broke the original Epstein story.

And of course there's the announcement of Epstein's "suicide" the day BEFORE his death.

Now is the time of monsters