I remember when half my carrier got taken out with the gastro for a week. They had quarantine berthings, and those of us who didn't get it were pulling double duty. It was kind of nice having shorter chow lines, but yeah, good luck with all that
I don't want to lick it. I want to chew it.
Kind of feel like at least one of those mentioned is shooting ICE protesters at point blank in the nads, which doesn't really feel like taking a stance against ICE as a city
I know I sound like old Granny Ashley yelling on her front lawn, but I miss magazines. I miss video stores. I miss music collections. I miss 22 episode television. I miss music videos. I miss when all these things provided jobs that supported people.
The internet gave us a lot. It took a lot too.
Samsung needs to understand that I want *less* google on my phone. Having to find a third party messenger was not on my to do list, and I liked that about my list
Who does he think was under the impression they weren't staged?
Lol, I am fairly easy to please, tbh
Well, looks like 14% of people polled are in the files
It's not for everyone because not everyone has taste. I will have to look into the other films
Listen, in my defense, the entire country is overrun with these types of people
Unless it's worded very specifically, I'ma just assume the most likely at this point, because I have been middle-managed into assuming everyone is a specific type of ****
My bad tho
I legitimately could not control my mirth when I saw it
People just have no taste, apparently
Wait...people think this movie is bad?
Prolly also paying them to piss and shit, but go off
While we're at it, you paid me 12 hours a day every day to do nothing in the military, if you want something else to be mad about
Uh...wat
Shut the fuck up with your AI bullshit
In her defense, she probably thought her face was too busted to entice the leopards
For the love of fucking god, could we stop with the stupid "cell phones are required to be a member of society" you stupid priveleged douche
I'm like, way too done for the day to make my own post, but here it is. I read this and laughed my ass off surrounded by strangers in a Taco Bell for like 15 minutes. The quality on it was better than this, I had to find it again when I got this phone.
Whether it is likely or completely preposterous, it was the literal first thought I had
You don't think he dreams of being the supreme dictator of the world? No one said they have to be "good" dreams. Dreaming of more wealth and power is exactly his thing
"Ha, that guy just got owned"
*checks to see who just got owned*
"Oh fuck yeah!"
I saw this photo earlier and was like "holy shit, that's a photograph!"
And here I always thought the banana peel thing was bullshit, lol
The vatican files probably look just about the same as the epstein files, and no ones doing anything about that, so...
Me: "Lol, was it the rat tail? Oh. Oh no. Ohhhh. Ohhhhhhhh. Noooooo. Yo wtf"
"Scalpels up everybody, looks like another flock of geese flew through the hospital's electric beam"
Lol, I have always been fine in the store, its what happens next that trips me up a bit, but I'm getting there
Food would be fine coming from the store, but it wouldn't be by the time I got around to using it, sometimes!
No, but y'all eat, right? Not everyone knows how to replace a cat, but everyone knows they don't like eating a bruised up apple or floppy carrots or whatever
