he should be fined and suspended

This trend of managers wearing hoodies and quarter-zips instead of proper jerseys must cease.

Lots and lots of jams. Just great pop music.

Perfectly fine backup, but he's way overexposed right now.

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He's a perfectly useful backup catcher being used as a starter.

Dude, for real.

Yes, local ordinance.

These Twins uniforms are quite good.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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Could the Jordan Walker breakout finally be real? Why the erstwhile top prospect may have put it all together On a rebuilding Cardinals team full of young hope, Walker looks like he could be part of the future -- if it lasts

On Jordan Walker's absurd start to the season and the importance of it to the Cardinals' rebuild.

Despite Apocalyptic Warnings, California Fast Food Wage Hike Didn’t Kill Jobs UC Berkeley study finds employment held steady — and only pennies were added to menu prices.

A new report from the University of California shows that the state's decision to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20/hr didn’t hurt jobs, or raise prices much.

Data from over 2,000 restaurants shows that the $20/hr minimum wage didn’t reduce employment.

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By rights, that should've happened.

207 homers! You should've been the manager, or at least the hitting coach.

"Victor Vodnik" is an 80-grade closer name.

many are saying

This is good stuff and should probably lead to some kind of re-appraisal of Altuve's career.

Taylor Ward has nine doubles in 12 games. As a doubles enthusiast, I support his righteous efforts.

Screenshot showing a “White Sox Pope Hat” given away at the August 11th game

WHITE SOX POPE HAT

This is the stuff.

Brooks Lee called out after hitting himself in the face with the bat on a successful bunt attempt

This Chick-Fil-A country line dancing commercial needs to be banned post-haste and without fail.

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McGonigle initiates an ABS challenge with his fist to the helmet instead of the open hand. One of many reasons he's a special talent.

459 FEET!

Jordan Walker's grand slam was absolutely CRUSHED!

Jordan Walker my God.

The D and four stripes, it appears.

The Tigers have excellent socks. Credit to Flaherty for letting us see them.

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."