“Weren’t you in the ‘Gungan Style’ video?”

“…including time in the shitty Christian band Further Seems Forever…”

absolutely insane line in this gq article about dashboard confessional. they just let anyone write anything i guess!

AI has REVOLUTIONIZED the way I manage RSS feeds:

When someone I used to respect posts something positive about AI, I delete the feed!

you don’t have to suffer adult onset anhedonia alone, but you will, obviously

bought a sawstop but modded it to go faster when it senses flesh

[staring at the wall]

compound interest
passive income
vending machine business
$10,000 loan from uncle

les stroud leans over on a beach wearing shorts and an orange crop top

les stroud made himself a sassy little crop top on this episode of survivorman and I’m losin it

[solemnly] had to teach my kid about Tuvix today

Fans are still recovering from the news that HEESEUNG has departed ENHYPEN -- but a personal letter from the performer might assuage concerns ENGENE has over his exit.

HEESEUNG has departed
ENHYPEN

oedipus looking at the first four and going hmm… 🤔

overhearing my wife read the hobbit out loud and muttering oin and gloin to myself every time she says oin and gloin

A screenshot of "Doraemon Dorayaki Shop Story+" on Apple Arcade

playing that new cozy game from a long running Japanese IP featuring cute animal-like monsters everyone is talking about 😏

the state legislature has a supermajority of absolutely freakish demons drooling to Do Cruelty & even though I live in the bluest suburb in KC my house rep does nothing but brag about her work with republicans and support for the police. it sucks bad and I'm not sure what will fix it!

just so everybody knows it’s not snowing where I live

the wheels of the car actually need a certain amount of curb

they absolutely got my ass in the after visit summary on mychart

hurt myself in a dumb way and everybody at urgent care loved it

new hot mulligan whips

[at the museum]

all of this is shit. there’s no gundams.

I no longer believe the official 9/11 story. that Seth McFarlane missed his flight

The way you could accidentally dislodge the batteries/power adapter by pushing the controller on a table wrong is a core part of the full virtual boy experience

I’ve got this memory of a guitar magazine around the time having some st anger tabs and it was like reading binary

got some great career advice from my electrician the other day: “anything with microtransactions”

recommend you try out the pilot parallel pen series if you haven’t already, they can do scratchy light lines and then huge fat ones

new joyce manor whips

on top of it all im 40 and my back hurts

dear lord
up in heaven
thanks for the food
six seven

Frog said, "Tweet, tweet, tweet, your tweets stink!"

god damnit frog they aren’t even called that anymore

sqlite is the only one getting into heaven

“god and sinners reconciled” uhhhh…if he wants to call and say he’s sorry he has my number