What a complete scumbag

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

The soccer offsides rule is so confusing. You can't run ahead of the defensive team but you can pull a hood over their head, stuff them into a cargo plane and take them to your country and run a show trial against them. Didn't that involve illegal use of hands?

The international rose test garden

#WarRavagedPortland

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

IT IS TIME.

御剣じゃなくて御スケボー

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

This made me laugh until I cried. Definitely cleansed the timeline!

A drawing of Wei Wuxian hugging Lan Wangji

Wangxian hug!!

#mdzs #wangxian

A drawing of Wei Wuxian hugging Lan Wangji. Both look at each other lovingly

Wangxian save me, save me wangxian

#mdzs #wangxian

10/10, no notes

Cream tabby Maine Coon cat staring intensely at the camera

so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know

- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures

Worst HHS secretary EVER

So glad to know the twinks are not neglecting cardio

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

standalone...

Everything is awful and on fire (or drowning) and a disturbing number of people are either rejoicing or just don’t seem to care. And I really get the latter. Depression is banging on my door again and it would be so easy just to give up and let it in. How do I keep fighting?

Everything I have to say about this verdict is an indictment of humans as a species.

Sad to see her go. Such a wonderful skater, so much fun to watch. Her 2A remains unmatched

I love my city

That is so cool! I saw the Ramones live once - my ears rang for days afterwards lol

My friend and I once directed Anna Paquin to the one working paper towel dispenser in the bathroom

Ooo this is a Fossa

The most crybaby bitchy girlfight of all time and this megadork thinks it's Ali vs Foreman.

A drawing of Wangxian, who are sharing an intimate moment. Lan Wangji is embracing a topless Wuxian from behind, with his hand around his throat. They are panting hard and making eye contact even from the awkward angle. Lan Wangji is licking Wei Wuxian’s mouth.

Im reading so much fanfic rn that the inside of my brain mostly looks like this 24/7

#wangxian #mdzs