Pray you Catch Me
Sorry
All Night

Did he have a blink quota he needed to meet?

Y'all crazy if you think he can't be president! 😏

Give Sterling K. Brown his roses now!

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GOOD TO KNOW:
As California Attorney General, Xavier Becerra sued Donald Trump to stop family separation during his first term. As HHS Secretary, he rolled out programs to reunite unaccompanied children with their families.
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The other day I saw a post that said we only have like 10 brand new sentences left

This brings us down to 9 😭😭

I hate when they have my produce freeballing in the grocery bag.

Best you can do is tape your eyelids open until he’s en route.

If you blink he’ll be in the checkout before your eyes re-open. 🥹😩🫣

I had it in an enclosed apartment building and that was bad enough when the trash leaks and gets in the carpet.

Valet trash turns garden style apartments into a raccoon and cat wildlife preserve

On the road to 40

comparison is the thief of joy
- you never know what battles people are fighting, be kind and stay true to yourself
- if they would do it to them they’ll do it to you

I hate an ala carte as rental
management company & I HATE inconsistent ass valet trash.

🗣️ 757/Henrico County/NOVA please go vote “yes” today!!

Hanover County, York County Roanoke County, & any other county where your neighbor likely owns farm equipment…

Your day to vote is the 22nd of of April. Thank you for out attention to this matter.

I would send an email with those same points IMMEDIATELY

It’s like one of Andre Leon Talley’s capes had a latex kink.

Anywho, Meryl Streep is still that girl. She’s just that girl in a lowkey kinky ass cape.

Mattress stores are fronts for organized crime. There are not enough humans to need the number of mattress stores around, even factoring in bed-wetters.

How dare you sit next to Chuck Schumer every day and tell voting constituents & overwhelmed parents what they are letting Trump do man.

Go straight to hell.

MFs got to time travel to get jobs now

Of course!

Baybee. You are a superhero to that baby 🤎🤎🤎

This belongs in an anthology titled:

“Black Motherhood - A Story of Determination & Love Through the Eyes of Our Children.”

Nobody tagged me in none of them “tagged”

Post…..

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State Department Issues Travel Warning For Women Vacationing With Husbands

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.

Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.

Children hug Mayor Mamdani.

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx. 

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

Didn’t take me longer than 3 seconds to decide friend

Just like you can be in love with someone romantically, I do believe you can also be in love with someone platonically. Your hearts melts just the same seeing them in your eyesight, never wanting them to let go.

Screenshot of Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scoot "RIP Dr. Fairfax. Fellas we have to be better. Too many folks trying to make excuses. There are none. Sucka ass coward behavior will always be that and we have to call it what it is. Too many dudes surrounded by other dudes who don't check their homeboys for stuff that leads to stuff like this. So much more to it I know but now a woman is gone and her kids are orphans."

Real men get it. Thank you Mayor Brandon Scott for speaking that truth.

#DomesticViolence #MurderBySpouse

I’m about to have to run after my opinion…

But I’m grown so I can take the heat!!!

Bye bye Janet.

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic.

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I needed to see this today. Thank you!

It’s not the singing that will make you smile…

Wait for it…