Running a country like he runs his businesses.

I do this and my children don’t. But at least they’ve heard of the phenomena

Now I have long hair, I’m fairly convinced that butt cracks exist purely to trap hair in the shower to save your drain from clogging

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

I got into an argument with Microsoft Word just before bedtime and I’m going to have nightmares now

I hurt my back last week. I’ve heard horror stories about back injuries that are so dire they can’t be repeated here. However it’s been a week and it’s actually mostly better and I hope that’s the end of it now

Oh god. I’m avoiding them and just quietly living off savings instead. I need a job too

Apparently I indirectly hold some Tesla shares. They've gone down a bit, eh?

Canada should take Alaska. The US won't miss it, and Alaska would be better off

you better talk about parrots and things

Ok went through my x-twit-thing list and added a heap of people, the algorithms should fill in the blanks soon enough

Accidentally spent 8 hours building a wall yesterday. Deliberately spent 8 hours today sipping coffee and whinging about how everything hurts

have some dopamines. It'll take a while for your followers to shift over