turned 35 and had to register for the conscription to national service*

*attend the garden centre on a sunday

i too had to take lupron when i turned 30, for a similar smorgasbord of chronic illnesses. and as somebody who, like your friend, ended up needing a hysterectomy at a remarkably early age, i’m so sorry you were judged and whatever treatment you choose is the right one 💙

missed a spot when i erased the text and it looks like one of those hair-on-screen gotcha memes, which sickens me

it’s wisteria season, motherfuckers!!!

I feel so much better on antibiotics that I'm going to start taking them every day

that’s what’s on the back of a dollar bill isn’t it

been chasing this high ever since

oh don’t worry mate, my husband is going and he’ll probably cheer you on

allbirds sold their soles to AI

man about to lose his job at the camel spine destroying factory due to poor inventory management:

looks like that's the final straw huh

i maintain

Feel like shit, wish I had another Easter egg

y’all ever wake up and miss twitter so much you give bluesky a second chance? no? just me?

That’s YOU?? Forget influencer, you’re the original internet

gregg wallace, giles coren, and the head chef at the yellow bittern: nightmare blunt rotation

m a t e

making a feature request for reposting from twitter, i need receipts that i was once funny