allbirds sold their soles to AI

man about to lose his job at the camel spine destroying factory due to poor inventory management:

looks like that's the final straw huh

i maintain

Feel like shit, wish I had another Easter egg

y’all ever wake up and miss twitter so much you give bluesky a second chance? no? just me?

That’s YOU?? Forget influencer, you’re the original internet

gregg wallace, giles coren, and the head chef at the yellow bittern: nightmare blunt rotation

m a t e

making a feature request for reposting from twitter, i need receipts that i was once funny