He’s so bad at this that I’m surprised he figured out which end to hold.

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Hey Virginia

Get up and go VOTE YES today

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Reading a lot about direct action at the moment & this -- expressed w beautiful practical clarity -- resonates with much of the walking, talking, holding, presenting, gathering & performing described by Diana Taylor in ¡Presente! & Sarah Schulman in Let the Record Show

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.

Imagine you're about to rob a bank. You have guns and a plan and you're steeling your nerves. And then, as you're about to do it, a giant smiling alien approaches. It picks you up. "Gloo bork blag bleep!" the alien exclaims as it kisses your forehead.

This is what it is like to be a cat.

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

If you told me 30 years ago that in 2026 the pope would be a role model for positive masculinity, I would have said простите, я не говорю по-английски

They dressed like a bear and damaged a Rolls-Royce in an audacious insurance scheme A fraud scheme involving wearing bear costumes across Southern California has ended in jail time for three people, according to authorities.

Roses are redde
Dollars are greene
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Of course, his full name is Dareagar Devilagon

I see a million tech moguls complaining that media coverage has become "anti-tech" like some kind of spontaneous vibe shift, and regrettably few wondering if, maybe, the issue is that a bunch of the tech industry became less worthy of being positive about over the past several years.

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

If AI was so great, then the tech companies wouldn’t be in its 3rd or 4th year trying to force it onto the public.

Good shit sells itself. Bullshit needs all the hype it can get.

RIP Mary Oliver, you would have loved Untitled Goose Game

Ich bringe a sorte of "adde an extra E to everyethinge" vybe to the wordes that spellcheckeres trewelye lyke not

The Batte Man doth knowe the trouthe

"hi can you recommend any super cheap, ethically made clothes that will last forever and make me feel like a swaddled little baby while also making me look like a super attractive, stylish man, yet take no time or effort to acquire? this is social media, so pls just drop a link."

Feels important to uplift Rep Pressley's leadership. She puts in a lot of work on issues that others often don't see as a priority. I've appreciated her anti-criminalization work over the years. She's a worker.

And maybe not even then

But that doesn’t mean we have to like you.

Medical researchers say that cancer is typically caused by a complex combination of factors. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats says it's mostly caused by the radiation from offshore windmill farms. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Not Enough Resources

Extremely relatable

Never thought that my history degree becoming increasingly relevant to current events would feel this bad.

The phrase 'mansplayne the pope' hath the same rhythm as the phrase 'pynke ponye clubbe'

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.

HUMMINGSAUR

if we actually get a senior political figure excommunication then just a heads up that every single medievalist on here, we’re gonna lose our entire shit

This meme is just so damn useful.