Every mornings a good morning when I’m apprehending bad guys!

Me.

I will have our contractor cement you inside of our walls

It’s okay baby, let’s get off the phone and we can make you a nice bowl of Frosted Flakes, alright? And I’ll put blue bloods on for you?

Real arrest young lady. I’m talking federal prison.

You are making my pookie wookie bobby bear uncomfortable. He’s already dead, don’t kick a man when he’s down.

Do you want to be placed under arrest?

How much did that cost? I told you to quit making random purchases if you didn’t filter it through me first.

Bobby, honey, I don’t think that means what you think it means.

Back off my husband.

He pleads a good case, Diaz.

So I just might owe you some money 😒

Ahh, alright, alright. Who’s winning?

Oh she was so guilty. The guiltiest.

Who is buddie and what is he winning?

Oh she’s guilty alright. Guilty people always demand lawyers.

What is this I hear about Buck and Eddie being a freak?

Looks like we have a serious case of identity theft on our hands. Seems legit to me.

Bobby honey, aren’t you at work?

My husband is so cute. I love you, Bobby.

Hey Buck and Eddie! It’s me Bobby! Your accounts are public and we can see everything you post! Next time, let’s keep it in good old text messages!

I should arrest my eyes for allowing me to see the filfth I just saw.

I probably most likely wasn’t bribed with a silly picture of Bobby to say that. Detective Romero might have a different answer….

That photo is 100% authentic.

Help is on the way, Kay Buckley - Diaz Rant (spoilers)

Alright you’ll have to sit in the waiting room.

Perfect. Now let’s get this interview started.

Keep us updated.

Alright, just go ahead in sit in the waiting area.