I just, I canβt explain how fucking much we need a government run by normal, sensible, not corrupt people, and we had 14 years of the previous one, this oneβs done a bang up job of continuity of corruption and in the running is the most corrupt politician in modern history.
Itβs fucking crazy.
FOREHEAD: oral sex on a golf course.
You look AMAZING sir!!
How'd I spend my day? Figuring out dance breakdowns for What's Wrong With Derek?
I have a strange life!
Book Tickets here: www.ticketsource.com/derek-palmer...
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Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
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I just think it's pretty obvious Palantir should be nowhere near our NHS and that alone renders Labour unfit to lead this country.
OpenAI: Weβre burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit
Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, weβre teetering on the edge here
Anthropic: I wonder whatβll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse
Media and universities: AI is here to stay
Thank you!! I'm very excited for performing it!
TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!!! Book now: www.ticketsource.com/derek-palmer...
'What's Wrong With Derek?' is a faced paced comedy sketch show being performed in Swansea's Urban HQ on 28th, 29th and 30th May!!
You do not want to miss this laugh out loud show!
This why we at the Green Party will tax the rich. The current system is unfair on taxpayers and is breaking our vital services.
The wealthy must pay their fair share.
Ahead of the Senedd Elections in May π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ, here is what each party hoping to form the next Welsh Government have to say in their manifestos about trans people π³οΈββ§οΈ...
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What with Meta generally being a knob, Bluesky definitely not the place to promote work, and most local news outlets completely uninterested or ineffectual, we really need some new way for broke artists to be able to pimp our wares to the public.
A wonderful first read through of What's Wrong With Derek? last night!
Cannot wait to see what the amazingly talented Kath, Simone, and Eleri do with this show once we start rehearsals properly!!!
I just don't understand how we've managed to get ourselves into a place where having a home - something I would have as a child seen as a baseline - is felt as an enormous position of privilege, something you spend half your life working for and still can only achieve with help or luck.
I would like to volunteer πββοΈ
Why the fuck is the electoral commission allowing Reform UK to buy people fuel and run rigged raffles to pay their energy bills in the middle of the local elections campaigns.
Has the state lost the basic capacity to enforce election rules? Is democratic backsliding that bad under Starmer?!
When thereβs no more room in hell the dinosaurs will inherit the earth or whatever Laura Dern said
Sometimes, things that are worse, are better.
And I mean that, because sometimes bad movies can do wildly off the wall things that more competent filmmakers have the sense not to do, and are all the better for it. It's healthy for the soul to appreciate the good in otherwise bad situations.
Update: another gorgeous bit of feedback in my Instagram DMs. π₯Ί
Representation MATTERS.
40-something bald and beardy man standing in a black-curtained room in front of an audience, telling a story in a white vest and shirt.
Same setup, man gesticulating differently
Same set-up, man sitting down now and showing a photo album to the audience.
Same set-up, man sitting with one leg over the other and wearing the vest without a shirt.
The audience pics are out. Me telling Greek myths and Byzantine folk tales, sharing family stories, dissecting colonialism and nationalist propaganda, and chatting all kinds of LOVE.
TICKETS ON SALE SOON!
From the team that brought you 'Just the Three of Us...and Derek', 'Be Careful What You Wish For' and 'The Masterclass' comes a new comedy sketch show: 'What's Wrong With Derek?'
On at Urban HQ 28th, 29th and 30th May!
Feeling like crap today- nothing but bad news!
So thought I'd fish for attention π€£
My show has made @todolistldn.bsky.social's Unmissable Things to Do in London in April!
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Now, today will Keir Starmer:
A. Condemn Trump for threatening genocide
B. Praise Trump for βhisβ ceasefire deal
C. Lol lmao just shut up and hope we all forget, maybe Reset the labour party again maybe attack Polanski for a lark
Personally I think when a world leader announces βTune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world endβ like itβs the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.
