We need downloadable tones for my washing machine to play when the cycle is done.

Play “I Keep Forgetting” by Michael McDonald when these whites are done.

I was really a fool to think that back in 2000, putting in 2 12 inch subwoofers in my 1995 Saturn two-door coupe would not rattle the car.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Honestly, that Beyonce album was really good. #Grammys

So we just going to give #TheWeeknd all the Grammys next year for this album because I don’t see how anyone else is coming remotely close.

This is Henry. 🐶

Justin Timberlake was fantastic last night in Portland.

God I love corn dogs

Guys. I’m here. What should we do now?