I hate that I have to go tell my doctor about it now bc it’s not like they’ll have any answers for me 🤷‍♀️

scraped my elbow falling down I guess haha

fainted and now having diarrhea at the bookstore 👍

my ig algo is dead set on making me go to sunday mass again

Amen.

Ave Mont-Royal in Montreal in 2023, with people walking to work and kids out. A McDonalds truck is making a delivery.

Ave Mont-Royal in the evening, full of people walking and biking or lounging on street furniture

A semi-permanent pedestrian street at 8 am and 8 pm, full of life.

8 am: kids going to school and daycare, people walking to work, a truck making a delivery.

8 pm: people sitting, relaxing, walking dogs, heading to restaurants, walking with friends, shopping.

#Montreal

sent in paper no. 1 🫡 just one more paper and review for exam on thursday and then I won’t have to worry about self-paced school deadlines until oct 🫡

my boss thought that my contract didn’t let me get sick bank and is trying to make me work 25 hours past my end date for a week I missed. like i am still part of a union bruh 😭

oh yay my ceiling is leaking!

i ate instead of spending my waking hours scrolling through food wikipedia articles or browsing food delivery apps.

made a facsimile of a veg manchurian using freezer-burnt ikea plant balls that’s been in my freezer for probably a year and making a sauce with soy sauc, banana ketchup, and chili powder (bc who has shatta on hand). paired with leftover rice it was p good and i ate too fast, but most importantly

didnt eat enough bc the adhd meds do be working so im here past midnight thinking bout how absolutely hard a samosa chaat would go rn

thoughts in my head:

- crusty bakery buns at safeway are noticeably smaller for the same price
- they could‘ve retconned haymitch in this new movie to “have that seam look” as suzanne collins intended and for him (and katniss) to not be is why we’re still hurtling towards panem minus the revolution

going outside for the first time in two weeks hahahahahaha

Canada to take one step closer to being American by voting for a Reaganesque warmonger.

Yall bout to spend the next two decades being frogs in boiled water THEN wondering how you got there.

there is an easter/passover joke here somewhere

took out my recycling today only to realize that i hadn’t left my apartment in 8 days

The luddites worked at home, with their families, where they had the freedom to set their own schedules, or in small shops with their peers. One of the main things luddites were fighting against was the *creation* of sweatshop conditions, which was only enabled by mass mechanization + factorization!

show em who’s boss and go to the gym to bulk and gain weight. then suplex all your enemies 💥

A basket of sticks that says dog library take a stick leave a stick

All libraries are important.

Not so topsy-turvy since Jesus is a teacher and a prophet in Islam

Disabled people are very online because they’re excluded from being able to participate in much of life outside.

Carney: *Gutting funding for public agencies and firing thousands of humans, replacing them with AI or cutting services altogether.*

Critics: "Carney is gutting funding for public agencies and firing thousands of humans, replacing them with AI or cutting services altogether."

Carney fans: "Yay!"

Jordan Leichnitz: "It's clear that the Liberals under Carney are building a big tent, and apparently it's such a big tent you can drive a trucker convoy through it"

Read Palestinian Speculative Fiction Reading List The following is a growing reading list for the #ReadPalestinianSpecFic challenge. This is a work in progress to create a list of all available Palestinian speculative fiction. Novels: Novels by Na…

*slides a massive reading list of Palestinian fantasy, sci-fi, and horror across the table* soniasulaiman.com/readpalestin...

Hermel district 9 killed and 6 injured 08 04 26 LB Beirut 92 killed and 742 injured Dahiyeh 61 killed and 200 injured Baalbak district 18 killed and 28 injured Saida district 12 killed and 56 injured Aley district 17 killed and 6 injured Nabatieh district 28 killed and 59 injured Tyre district 17 killed and 68 injured Civil Defense 254 KILLED IN ATTACKS TODAY

This seems to be the most recent update of the death toll in Lebanon following today’s Israeli strikes

puking and pooping all day sounds so gross but during a migraine attack it is the only time I feel any sense of reprieve

I love to be like “I feel better and good“ one day and then start puking from my migraine the next

I think it’s funny when people think that I talk about my health problems as in over explanation when really it’s because nothing else is going on in my life except for this

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

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