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Posts by Matty™

I feel like white women don't catch enough shit for being horrendous drivers. Idk if it's the entitlement or the ignorance

5 months ago 3 11 1 0

Here y'all go 🫡

7 months ago 5 0 0 0
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I think we're getting better with the self cuts 🤷🏿‍♂️

9 months ago 4 0 0 0

Nobody asked but I accidentally bought briefs instead of boxers for the first time in over a decade and they're lowkey fitting real nice 🤔

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Hii 😁

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Obligatory bi-annual selfie update (just got off work so don't come at me for being dusty) #blacksky

11 months ago 5 0 1 0

For why tho?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Catch me inSYDE

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Apparently there were several early 2000's cultural references I was missing out on 😅

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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I was unaware!!!

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Thanks to the YT folks in my life, today I learned that Legally Blonde and Clueless are two different movies entirely

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Unfollowing and then re following someone just so they see the notification is so wild to me 😂

1 year ago 1 1 0 0

I just overheard a lady describe a glazed donut as "plain sourdough" 🤷🏿‍♂️

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Y'all ever take fake sick days from being social?

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

2025 so far has reassured me that things can always get worse 🎉🎉

1 year ago 12 1 0 0

Y'all... I just got off work, please be normal

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Oh most definitely! We will be here!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Lawbrey strikes again smh

1 year ago 1 1 0 0

If anyone's like me, this is still the main social now, I just am generally online less these last few months 🤷🏿‍♂️

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Ain't no way he thought this was a good idea

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Bruh spam calls are so much more irritating when you're actually expecting an important call to come in

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In one hand lies a key, and in the other hand, a chicken nugget. Guess which one I tossed into my mouth and chomped down on

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In my defense I had gone on a toll road on accident like a month prior and had completely forgotten to pay it so it was a good reminder 😂

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Ngl they got me with this one the first time I received this a while back 😅

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😂 that's why I got the pinned post bc I knew my ass was lying when I said I'd take more pics of myself this year

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I deadass just yesterday was strongly considering making a dating app profile just because I really wanted to go to this spot out here that has like 10 museums of different themes and sizes but I don't wanna go solo 😭

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Oh hell nah. This dude probably watched Baby Reindeer and thought it was comedy

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Seeing my exes in person always messes with my head because every time it's smiles and hugs like ain't shit happened between us 😮‍💨 It's all love tho, ball up top

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Yall all have such nice booties 🥹

I’m just happy to be here 🥰

1 year ago 47 12 1 2