lol wtf

Report: Tim Cook to Step Down as Apple CEO 'as Soon as Next Year' Apple is preparing for Tim Cook to step down as CEO of the company "as soon as next year," according to the Financial Times. The company's board of directors and senior executives "recently intensifie...

Credit where credit's due

But they suck!

He looks like a 1950s Ren & Stimpy-styled character that I'm not sure ever existed

IIRC the reaction to John Paul II calling Iraq "illegal" and "unjust" was "well duh of course the POPE would say that"

U.S.: Papal Envoy Spreads Antiwar Message By Don Hill and Andrew F. Tully

Literally one of the first results when you search "Pope John Paul II Iraq"

Dr. ET, this fall

It's worse than being dead wife-centric imo We're not even considering what the moon's native people call the crater

Orban showing more grace in defeat than Trump is something else

It really is. Tried a High Life for the first time in years the other day and tasted like candy corn

Secret party hack for the socially-anxious millennial who needs to have an alcoholic beverage in hand, but doesn't want to get too drunk.

Currently drinking a Stella while the wife drinks a Space Dust and completely comfortable with the arrangement.

Yup.

My urrejtës are my kamerierë at the tabela of success.

@davidjroth.bsky.social describing his voice as hard rain on a tin roof has never left me

This reminds me of when Junior Soprano started showing signs of dementia and kept fixating on “never had the makings of a varsity athlete.”

RETVRN to the scum, the c***s, the dogs, the filth, the shit

Palantine ‘28!

My haters become my waiters at the sticky booth of success

Last I checked, "fucking piece of shit" still exists and has a great mouthfeel.

Get better sleep and turn into James Carville

I'll ask Grammarly

Genuinely curious, which criteria do you use to determine whether a consumer tech (in this case, AI) product is great?

How are we defining "great?" If we mean accessible and widely used by everyday people, then "great" could apply. If we're defining it by how beloved the product is, then no, it's nowhere close.

I think you can argue ChatGPT is a great consumer product.

If I didn't know he's a teetotaler, I'd think he was shitfaced.

I know what Rolling Thunder is, but what is Rolling Thunder Two?

Highlighted text from Wikipedia that reads "The book also revealed that in the 1980s Karlson would "indulge his Nazi fetish", and that on at least one occasion he threw a party at his home to celebrate Hitler's birthday."

I regret to inform you that Succulent Chinese Meal has been Milkshake Ducked.