Me watching Requiem For A Dream:

"Wow I'd never let myself get messed up so badly."

*Opens third beer*

Half my YouTube ads are trying to get me to have sex with AI and the other half are for CNC machining services.

new MasterChef intro is insane

I had a dream I was in an arcade and was playing this hack of Super Street Fighter II Turbo that didn't have stage edges and I kept losing because I picked Honda and whenever my opponent blocked my Sumo Headbutts I'd go flying off the stage.

If you're ever feeling useless, just remember- you'll never be useless as the "See fewer notifications like this" option on any social media website.

Jizzy Spigs (Hazbin Hotel, Sonic The Hedgehog) to voice Builderman in upcoming 2026 movie Roblox: Brookhaven

The smallest amount of time ever recorded is the time between you touching the ball and a teammate in Rematch pressing the "Pass to me!" button

Play Doh's Cave

Minecraft: The Movie - An Erotic Novelisation

PAPAL JOCKEY

Post credits scene-

Dalai Lama:

"Fine, I'll do it myself."

Conclave Cinematic Universe

Lmao, I hate that video so much and I've never taken anything he's said since seriously

Atelier George W. Bush The Weapons of Mass Destruction

a man with a tattoo on his arm is standing in a room with a red wall and a blue door . ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is standing in a room with a red wall and a blue door .

Pokémon fans when gamefreak doesn't announce a remake or rerelease for a game they've already released 7 times:

🗓️ LOK Digital 26 FEB 2025:
☀️1️⃣: 00:12.01
☀️2️⃣: 00:21.43
☀️3️⃣: 00:34.41

Oh shit, someone's talking about autism, better start holding eye contact with people to not seem sus.

🗓️ LOK Digital 21 FEB 2025:
☀️1️⃣: 01:03.41
☀️2️⃣: 00:28.93
☀️3️⃣: 02:13.53

🗓️ LOK Digital 12 FEB 2025:
☀️1️⃣: 00:15.06
☀️2️⃣: 01:49.12
☀️3️⃣: 03:51.09

Slowly getting the hang of these...

They Called Him Low Energy - Riichi Mahjong - Let's Play Mahjong Soul - Episode 1 YouTube video by Fenton Bailey

youtu.be/Gerd9YD8-3Y

Started playing Mahjong Soul on the YouTube channel just to see how it goes. #riichimahjong

Really enjoying LOK Digital on my phone at the moment. Decent length free trial before the paywall if you wanna check it out.

"Democrats dominate academia"

As a non-gooner who plays Zenless Zone Zero, it's so jarring. Cool combat, cool character builds and level up loops, cool daily and weekly systems, and then boom, the most ridiculous female character design ever -_-

Broadcasts From Space Age - YouTube

Hello new follwers. Currently I'm playing #Factorio Space Age over on Youtube and cover other cool games from time to time

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Taken me a little while, but made it to expert #majsoul

You ever put your socks on in the opposite order? Bro, felt like I was emerging from the Matrix.

Anyone else doing Wigan-uary? Every day in January, you don't go to Wigan.

Really hope Wallace hangs dong in this one.