This account is in indefinite hiatus. I may return eventually. IDK. If you want to keep up with me go follow @veganhimbo on instagram

So Shopify finally dropped the AI sales feature. And they made it so you cannot opt out. Support told me there would be a setting to opt out. But now they say it is simply part of the platform and I have no say. All the more reason to delete the store on May 1st.

My shop will be shutting down on May 1st. April will be the last month it is open. If there is anything you want. Order now before the window closes.

I will also be deleting my Instagram and Bluesky on May 1st. If you want to keep following me. I have a new private instagram account; "veganhimbo" Where I will be countinueing to post my DIY projects, gardening, OC memes, etc etc This will be the last post to this account.

Screenshot of new Vegan Himbo Account

Literally the wokest person you have ever met: Hey guys you should probably prepare for what is coming.

Some random chronically online leftist: FUCK YOU FOR NOT BRING EVEN WOKER

You'll be eating your words by the summer lol

Yes because the prices more than doubly totally won't cause massive supply chain disruption.

And Canada definitely won't cut us off to shore up their own supply.

I just financed a used electric car. Usually I prefer to wait and pay cash. But given the looming crisis. I'm betting on it being cheaper to just lock in the price rn rather than pay the massively inflated price later.

Artemis 2 screenshot

Bro is doing front squats in space 🤯

All pets are edible. Eating some is more socially stigmatized than others.

That's actually so based

I did my main prepping about 6 months before that election. Been coasting on those supplies ever since.

A shirt saying women want me fascists fear me.

They hated my T shirts because they told the truth.

Me when smoking is healthy because I'm in my 20's and I don't have cancer yet.

You'll eat your words in about 2 months.

Massive price increases will cause everything I described tho

Yeah but when you're coasting you're just coasting. The shock of having the modern world and then losing it is a whole other thing. Overshoot termination sucks to experience. It's gonna get ugly.

Do not talk to me.

Or my forehead toad.

Ever again.

😠

In hindsight my choosing to grow cactus and sunflowers and not like, food, was kinda of stupid 😅

Tl;Dr the fuse the Iran war lit will finally go off in about 2-8 weeks.

It's the biggest oil crisis in history. By a lot. Look into what happened during the crisis in the 70's. Now imagine like, 5 times that.

It really is different this time.

I'd be totally fine with this tbh as it would totally sabotage them and waste a huge chunk of their budget.

Do not interrupt the enemy when they are making a mistake.

Dem's don't have the sauce to fix it TBH. We need a Mamdani / FDR type. We're gonna get Newsome. It's gonna get really bad.

Respectfully.

This will make 2008 look like no big deal.

I'm legit expecting basically only EV's and E bikes on the road at the peak of this. All the ICE car's aren't gonna be rationing and avoiding driving it at all possible.

The roads are gonna be totally empty. In a way, it's actually gonna be kinda sweet.

Not pointing fingers but someone decided to cause the buggest economic disruption in history for shits and giggles 🙄

finally invested in a proper meditation chair

Expect to be unable to drive. Expect mandatory days off work. Expect to not be able to fly anywhere. Expect shortages on all basic goods.

Get prepping now.

Don't forget to stock up on food for your pets. People always forget that one.

People really don't understand there will be 1970's style lines at the pumps in about 1-2 months.

It really is like the lead up to covid again.

People just can't imagine anything going wrong.

This will be the biggest economic crisis since the great depression. Mark my words.

Donald Trump has never done a leg day in his life. I'm just saying.

My apreciation for Sabrina Carpenter is exponential

Stonks

I was moving a few of the prickly pear paddles because I wanted more space around the gate. Kept hitting them when I was opening/closing the lowest carabiner. Every single paddle I moved had very substantial roots developed. It honestly kind of suprised me. It's only been like a month. I expected nothing. So anyway, it looks like the cactus fence is going to be a huge success. Just needs time to grow.