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hoping you make it home (and to AEW!) safely πππ€
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"eyeore is relatable in a way" lol amen to that π
i watched these animated pooh movies alllll the time as a kid. it's cool to see you come across them now!
another idea i have is a match where the item suspended above the ring is some sort of cursed flesh-bound text (think evil dead) and the goal is to scramble up the ladder to get it and read out an ancient curse
has an indie wrestler ever used one of those bubble wands in the ring to send a giant soap bubble toward their opponent? i'm sure that's happened somewhere. i'd love to see someone cower from/get ko'd by a giant soap bubble
right now i either need a gentle comforting soft hug or for a strong terrifying woman to swing me around by the ankles like an olympic hammer-thrower before tossing me into the sun's molten surface. no in-between.
tatum paxley should never lose a casket match π€β°οΈ
[ship of theseus bro bragging he's just built different]
the math checks out
24 hours to go...
See you here at 2pm tomorrow?
#WomensPrize #WomensPrizeforFiction
Star wars a new hope and empire strikes back on vhs
MILLENNIAL: [tearfully]....but after rewinding to the start there was an interview you had fast-forward through and the whole experience was just so *tactile* and--
HER GEN-Z FRIEND: [not looking up from her phasma fanfic] do you think anyone from your graduating class would miss you if you died?
Our editrix expounds extendedly on
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if on a single day you miss a *third* bus by a matter of seconds they should give you a free slice of cake to cheer you up
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you are so freaking pretty and that lipstick is amaaazing!!
ugh every once in a while i have a Creative Idea that it gets me Intellectually Excited....and then i'm immediately confronted by harsh-but-true reminders of my atrocious time-management skills and my almost comically pathetic inability to finish any longer writing project ππ
book that's a cross between 'the universal baseball association, inc., j. henry waugh, prop.' and 'christie malry's own double-entry' but it's about a mentally unwell trans woman running her own wrestling e-fed
right now i either need a gentle comforting soft hug or for a strong terrifying woman to swing me around by the ankles like an olympic hammer-thrower before tossing me into the sun's molten surface. no in-between.
cis people really need to internalize and understand this
so to have those things taken and isolated for cis people to use instead of us as opposed to as well as us is particularly cruel
we've always advocated for change and access beyond our own needs - for bodily autonomy, names changes, hormones, identity construction, non-traditional family, transgression of gender norms - for everyone who might benefit from them
another thing which irks me about the Cis People Taking Hormones columns is trans folk have long said "maybe a lot of folk would be happier with a slightly different hormonal setup to what their body produces"
i hope all my beautiful friends who live in my phone have a nice day today β¨β₯οΈπ€
Congratulations to our finalists in the annual Ronald Sukenick Innovative Fiction Contest, won this year by Joe Fletcher for THE CHIMERAS, selected by @alvinlu.bsky.social ! fc2.org/fletcher-202...
i'm soooo glad you're okay but geeeeez what an ordeal!! all that sounds so incredibly stressful and scary and i'm sending all the good thoughts your way for the rest of the journey β¨ππ«Ά
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