she go bananas bc i nut in her muffin

they originally called them puc-man frogs but had to change it bc people kept scratching the p into an f

she pills on my berry til i dough, boy

or

i bury my pill into her dough, cus i'm her boy

they should call it a bumpin' sticker the way i'm bumpin' BB&BB on my stock kia sound system

she Ben on my Bowl now i'm Chili

you're tellin me a chicken apple'd this sausage?

me, lips red from my ICEE: [...] and then everyone started downvoting me like im the badguy, despite my edit where i explained my OC *used* to be an audiobook ableist

breadwinning gf, distractedly: oh wow. yanno the haters said you couldnt do the dishes?

me, eyes wet:
i cant help my pruney hands

House MD? never heard of it. have you seen Horse TB?

i was going down a wikipedia rabbit hole and i stumbled across a hyperlink for "List of people mad at you" but it was red because the article didn't exist

the patient hunter gets the prey

no matter what faction u play the tactic is the same:
seamount the enemy base with your entire accumulated force

"i don't agree with you flicking lit matches at the gas station but i'll die defending your right to do it"

got the friend group uninvited from the lesbian pride party bc i dropped the 'queer platonic groupchat' copy pasta in the partiful rsvp 😔

does this study control for unemployed men who may be self/unemployed and thus feel more comfortable taking a big nap after lunch? what about gendered differences in lunch preferences?
pls revise and consider citing the following sources in your review: S. Pip, et al. (2023), S. Pip, et al. (2021)

and perhapns some cantelope

waking up from the unemployed 2pm nap to have some cottaged chese

id be too powerful if i wasn't awkward at the postshow meet&greet with Greg Cheekface from america's local band @cheekface.bsky.social

someone really should

what's ableist about Recession?

kind of an idle thought but do you think that since millions of americans' primary experience w the federal govt is thru the military (and its waste) they assume all of the federal govt operates under the same principles?

& unlike the military there's no nationalistic rationalization for said waste

found a new explanation for my data were so fucking back

no one told me that when you write a scientific manuscript you have to write the whole thing

sometimes i leave a little bead of water near mine's corner so my man can stay hydrated

she nag on my champa now i'm incensed

two different camouflage philosophies: disrupt body shape so it's hard to make a silhouette, and absorb all light so you're completely void

in the men's line at the father john misty concert feeling like a Victim

did you know this?

my wee?

zer.

chicago handshake:
a regular handshake served on a poppy seed bun with tomatoes, relish, mustard, celery salt, pickled peppers, onions, and a pickle