this is who they surveyed

bananas can be a nutritious snack but do u know what is a more abundant source of potassium

that is right the humble potato

The Jersey shore already answered that question. (Also I laughed so hard at this I slapped myself in the chest.)

Only solution to this is to record an “in case I get murdered” video.

I’m TRYING.

Imagine hating me, and I'm just over here getting excited over a Funko Pop release.

I'm probably going to have zero hearing because of how loud I listen to "Vicious Sensitive Robot" but fuck it, we ride (deaf)

Oh Han, I'm sending you so much love. I've been trudging through very good boy loss for the past year and it's just awful. If you need to talk, or just want to share stories, I'm here for you.

People really be out there getting brand new faces, huh?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THESE BUT OH GODDDD MARÍA ZARDOYA LAST NIGHT AT COACHELLA IS THE MOST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

HEAVY

Surprised this isn't an ad for Surfside Cocktails. 💅🏻

Oh also. Please consult me for all your Marge Madness needs.

PEDRO PASCAL SMUT. ✅

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I miss them so much.

this is my ideal life tbh

WE'RE BACK BABYYYYYYYYY

A Deep Dive into Frank Ocean's Blonde YouTube video by TennisThom

This is perfection. TennisThom, Idk if you're on this website, but holy fuck. I see one of my favorite albums ever in a brand new light. Brilliant.

Only 3 sleeps until the official day of wet. 💦🌊💧

The world is burning but hey here’s some ridiculous shit that has brought me joy.

Feels like the years I’ve spent in my garage working on the Ditnento Switch 3 is about. To pay. OFF.

I named mine after Jenna Marbles’ dog Kermit, who I love, and OH GOD.

Dear god. I can’t even imagine what I’ll be doing next month but please let the world last until this.

a picture of a man with hello kitty ears and the caption i love my sweet baby girl ALT: a picture of a man with hello kitty ears and the caption i love my sweet baby girl

okay, well, I can't blame @birdeeparks.bsky.social for wanting to share Arthur but also I can blame her for introducing Arthur to you. My sweet cowboy. Also, he will forever have a female horse so I can hear "you're a good girl" 😇

Woof. I said the same thing to Russ. Like “cool. What next?”

I am sorry. Thinking about you during this difficult time.

It's hard for me to be excited about politics these days... to feel happy about where our country is headed... because everything is SO FUCKING heavy but damn, watching Cory Booker does warm a tiny bit of my heart.