lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

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whoever makes the brontë dating sim for the next secsam can have my firstborn

i was able to listen to like 3 minutes of it in the morning, which was still enough to have janine immediately nourish my soul with the first thing she said about brontë

perpetua!!!!

it's too late, I've already drawn myself as the smirking Dan Olson and you as the oblivious Nostalgia Critic

An acrylic painting of me (white, 31, wearing a pink and grey plaid short sleeve shirt, a floral apron with blue striped straps and pockets, and little oval sunglasses) holding a vase of flowers (blue hydrangea, sunflowers, hot pink roses, bells, and delphinium) on a black background with bands of colorful patterns in a dome shape in the center

day job

summoning a new perpetua ep

it's all just hacks thursdays starting now, thank u hacks

i hope hatosy wins another emmy and noah wyle cancels the whole show out of spite

emts, run robby over with your ambulance and you will be reborn as lotus flowers

dont tell me samira's last scene is all about robby being all male loneliness pandemic

dont get me started on shipping him with mohan

since im trying to make this the last time i talk abt this show can i just say im baffled at how much ppl are into abbott, like i get the general idea of old man hot, but the glorifying the army man?? in 2026???

every week i look at robby and go "do a flip"

pissed off at this pitt ep before the "previously on" is even over

im still about 60% sure that everyone is fucking with me and the whole thing is performance art

so you're telling me the northernlion cruise was a real thing that was canceled for real and this isnt some social media stunt?

somehow i can manage to be aware of the ppl im sitting next to and lean away but i had to lightly elbow this guy cause he's on his phone and was entirely unaware that his elbow was digging into my arm

men, stop getting in my space on the bus challenge!!!!!!

completing the set...

i keep seeing that and every time i'm like "surely they're just larping a twitch stream convo- oh... oh no"

Selling nothing to nobody is actually the pinnacle of what is achievable under capitalism. The free market has wicked away all friction, leaving no product and no customer, only the exchange of goods for money

this is a twitter complaint, a bluesky supplication, even

ofc i get the IRB's slowest soldier when i need my dissertation stuff approved ASAP

yes!! there are so many compelling women but (especially this season) they get crumbs of screentime and meandering character moments just so we can get conflicted white men arguing take #9564
every week i put it on knowing that im gonna come out deeply annoyed and likely wishing violence on robby