Graph showing the US profit margins jus hit a record high

Corporations want you to think they're raising prices because they have to. The truth is that they're also raising prices to the point where they now have the highest profit margins in history.

this is my large bronze son, he will oversee trade negotiations. if you give me a bad deal on mushroom booze i will let him use your physical body as tactile enrichment

we're putting the cage in front of our trade depot, in a fucked up little hut on the surface, and rigging it to a big red button labeled "DIPLOMACY".

same fort as the resident evil zombie hospital btw

dwarf fortress escapades: we successfully pumped magma out of the magma sea and didn't flood the fortress.

also, a giant bronze golem wandered onto the map and climbed around in the trees for a bit. then he walked onto a pressure plate and a comically big cage dropped from the ceiling onto him.

im cryin over this tweet tsunku made like “yayy we’re making a new rhythm heaven and its so good yayyyy” and just attaching himself giving a big ol thumbs up next to it like i can feel the joy in this post. im going to start posting myself giving a thumbs up whenever i do anything i like now

i actually do wanna hear about your game yeah

every single time they show off more stuff from this game it manages to be even prettier than everything else they've shown. i can't fucking wait.

this bear Cannot eat bread in peace anymore

fuck

ive gone mad with power

Every one of these AI disclosures has a section saying "but we didn't use it for X" and all it does is expose what the developers view as lesser. It's just people telling on themselves.

I forget what I was cooking in the drafts yesterday but clearly this is a genius at work

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 826: "perform action: harmlessly bother cat"

I’m hoping I’m not desperately reaching out into the void here, but we need help. Bad. My partner’s car tanked on them last night (we’re guessing random oil leakage) and it’s their only way of getting to work. We don’t have enough money to cover what needs to be done this short notice (cont’d)

oh and another kid got kidnapped by goblins in the background. wasn't even a footnote compared to accidental dwarf resident evil.

A screenshot of the game Dwarf Fortress. Four undead dwarves shamble in pools of their own blood, trapped in a hospital room that has been sealed shut with a slab of iron. Fortress life continues on without them; a child plays in a nearby hallway.

The iron slab stays. We'll engrave it with their names.

Armok have mercy for what we've done.

I wall them all into the hospital with a slab of iron.

A month later, Shorast turns. Terrible shrieks echo through our underground halls as the uninfected orderly and children are torn to pieces.

Then their corpses get back up, and return the favor.

It's quiet in there, now. But we're safe.

In Dwarf Fortress, a dwarf who gets bitten by a were-creature turns into that were-creature every full moon, and can create more were-creatures by biting other dwarves. and, because this is a haunted forest, anyone that dies in the attacks gets back up as a near-unstoppable zombie. death sentence.

our militia scrambles to kill it but our expedition leader Shorast and at least one child are bitten. an orderly takes them to our hospital along with another child who got messed up pretty badly, but not bitten.

dwarf fortress is the best video game ever made.

so i start a fort in a haunted forest where nothing stays dead. things are going great, we only had one incident with zombies early on.

spring of the third year. a were-chameleon sneaks into our fortress. near a bunch of children.

"Are indie games developing a gambling problem? We'll discuss this in our article by focusing in solely on recent examples that have slot facades while ignoring the entire history of mobile games made by actual gambling industry designers"

the one player whose character has worked a normal job where you interact with normal people was absent for this session. negotiations with the kuo-toa broke down quickly.

one or more of the PCs might be a god now. i'm not actually sure yet and they definitely aren't.

he's spending all your corn money in the florida keys getting smashed out of his gourd. you thought you could trust those sunglasses? yoiu fool.

there are so many beautiful and visible trans people on my feed today. maybe things can be okay. i love you all so much, you have to keep living

welp. i've seen one post today. and that's enough for me. time to curl up into a ball for a week.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

haha

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Wizards after hitting fifth level