The Life of Saliva

Life's big questions

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Good morning bsky

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

the whole titanic sub fiasco is just another example supporting my decision to never do anything ever

[McDonalds 1975]

Boss: Playground ideas?

Divorced Hank: A hot metal jail made from the head of a hamburger man

Boss: first of all I love it

Got his ass you guys

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Monday morning: hey
Sunday night: what
Monday: hey
Sunday night: what
Monday: hey
Sunday night: WHAT
Monday: hey
Sunday night: OMG FUCK OFF
Monday: *giggles*

the dangers of AI are increasing every day

You have been warned

I THINK THEY ALREADY HAVE

Going to be posting dog pics here

Twitter just got booted off the Home Screen

lol what a dumbass

to think I’ve been protecting you all from my innermost thoughts for the last several years. well those days are over bitches

George Santos crying to twitter about bluesky is yet another another huge endorsement of the platform lol

I SEE YOUR TWO GOOBS AND RAISE YOU TWO MORE PRECIOUS GOOBS

Before doing something ask yourself "will this make me happy" then realize you've never been happy and do whatever the fuck you want.

all my panic attacks are based on my fear of having a heart attack. it's a perfect loop of anxiety

still got it