A thumbnail for a game called Loftia and an image of some child-like characters.

okay look, I would encourage you to be VERY careful with that logo design and associated marketing imagery

Imagine doing your taxes on an app and it turns out it was vibe coded. Like something out of an episode of Black Mirror.

Well now I don't know WHAT to think. Another great job, well done AI 😠

Google search: Based on available information, there is no indication that the electronic music producer/visual artist Max Cooper drives a Mini Cooper.

Thanks 👍

Ad: Natruflex Turmeric helps runners like you

I have been using these for the last few weeks and if anything I think the runners like me *too* much? They're camped out on my front lawn, doing stretches. More and more of them every morning, calling out my name, jogging alongside me when I drive to the shops. It's too much.

"Are videogames art?"

Clearly someone hasn't seen the orgy room in Earth Must Die

I never played the NeoGeo CD version so I haven't seen the Scottish course. I assume it looks like this?

churchill insurance. "Car vandalised? You won't suffer twice."

okay this sounds like if your car gets vandalised then Churchill will go round and absolutely *fuck up* the vandals to make sure they won't be doing it again.

"Your Windows update is complete. See 5 of the latest features"

The first new feature: "the big clock is back"

MICROSOFT:

WE UPDATED WINDOWS! Big update, a HUGE deal. Some absolutely massive changes coming your way, this is going to fundamentally change everything you think you know about computers.

Let's get into it with our first major feature of this new incredible toolset. Hope you're sitting down:

"Your Windows update is complete. See 5 of the latest features"

The first new feature: "the big clock is back"

MICROSOFT:

WE UPDATED WINDOWS! Big update, a HUGE deal. Some absolutely massive changes coming your way, this is going to fundamentally change everything you think you know about computers.

Let's get into it with our first major feature of this new incredible toolset. Hope you're sitting down:

"Goto your Steam™ library Leave a review for a smaller game you like Now tell me what it was" There's a very crudely drawn Steam logo in the middle. In the bottom right, there's an even crudely-er drawn frog, and the sideways text reads "I am a graphic design terrorist"

With regards to that last repost, reviews can mean a lot to smaller developers, so I'm gonna put out a little call to action. Everyone following me? DO THIS NOW! I'm asking for replies so more folks pick this up, and continue it. Please take this graphic and ask your followers to do the same!

"creative scenario design"
"smart scripting and the aid of a star-studded voicing line-up ensure EMD offers something different to your average pnc"
"smartly-crafted political satire, a trove of great gags & a marvellously aloof protagonist"
- Pixel Empire
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

"If you've played a video game recently there's a strong chance you've killed me" is the sort of rhetoric we need more of from our politicians. Go David!

I'm in this @ just under 10 minutes in, and I like it a lot.

Terry Jones as Brian's mum in Life of Brian's "he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" scene

"He's NOT the Messiah, he's a doctor actually"

*nods sagely*

cops arcy ni.

Oh! I get it! It's because peoples' lives have been ruined. A ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaah you're right that *is* funny.

a screenshot of the timer for the 'iii' showcase. The joke reads "How many game devs does it take to change a light bulb?" and the answer is "None, they've all been replaced by ai" and a little sad face emoticon :(

Uuuuuuh, fucking hell? What.

Probably being able to afford all living expenses with kids and cars etc on a single salary must have helped a bit too, I expect.

The correct solution to all this is to call games "Tall", "Grande" and "Venti". All games fit into those categories and it's not like we don't all hate ourselves already.

Headline: Research suggests the 60s and 70s produced adults who could self soothe

Oh, really? I wonder if their massive, cheap houses helped at all with this process

Something Earth Must Die and Alien have in common @danthat.bsky.social

That, or the second half of the clock plays the music backwards and summons a demon, so by stopping half way they're doing us a solid?

Pretty sure Madeley would have used the second half of the clock for personal reasons as a tax write off. I bet it got plenty of use off-camera for cooking eggs etc.

Sean Connery as Henry Jones Sr

Not for the first time

Vitrified - Official Gameplay Trailer YouTube video by GameTrailers

Vitrified is... I dunno, a little bit of a Flashback/ Fallout/ Tremors-y sort of thing? Looks cool, I'm into it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxh...

MMO98 - Official Release Date Trailer YouTube video by GameTrailers

Let's all cheer ourselves up with some cool-looking game trailers!

First up is MM098, a simulator in which you make and run MMOs in 1998 with an old-school Windows interface. What a brilliant/ bonkers idea, I love that people are making unusual games like this!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xxo...

‘When there was wonder in the world’: why Raiders of the Lost Ark is my feelgood movie The latest in our series of writers paying tribute to their go-to comfort films celebrates Steven Spielberg’s escapist globe-trotting adventure

Raiders of the Lost Ark is *everyone's* feel good movie. This is like saying "look at me, look at me, I'm special, ice-cream is my go-to cold sweet treat on a hot day at the seaside"

‘Why Raiders of the Lost Ark is my feelgood movie' share.google/QX0A5aDEKGdB...

A Earth Must Die screenshot. A big bearded alien in a green thong and blue open button up stands at a door entrance to an orgy room on the weight pad, and the door says "Orgy Room weight limit exceeded."

this is why all orgy spaces should be accessible to plus sized beefums, or else you miss out on hunks like this