Every time a guest compliments my aim in pouring liquor I have to resist the urge to say "you should see me piss"

Those words give me youth pastor in 15 years vibes

If I went back in time with antibiotics I'd totally pretend they were magic

New Tiger Beat seems interesting

He did measurably ok against a team with a ton of talent at every position, I'm fine w that personally

"But I ran in a straight line" I yell as the cops struggle to cuff me due to my tower costume and pull me off of the bishop and out of the Catholic Diocese

And he did hang! Just not always well on mismatches like uhhhh most bigs in the league

Screenshot of a tweet with a still from The Simpsons with Homer saying to Bart, “the worst cabinet pick SO FAR”

Cyberpunk 2077