Lord knows I’m trying lol

Yeah I was SlugCoin lol. I stopped because it’s hard to be a parody of a thing that already parodies itself.

And Stovey blocked me, ending my credibility on this app forever more

Shit written on African politics be so racist like if those SAVAGES could learn to GOVERN & RATIONALLY embrace DEMOCRACY & not be TRIBAL maybe things would be better for them.

You said some mean things to me while I was in my “Bitcoin idiot” bit era.

(You passed the test. Bullying crypto fucks is the only correct response)

we all make fun of boomer's for being naive rubes but their success as a generation was exactly because they were so goddamn gullible and malleable, just a perfect generation of consumers following the rules of the system as it destroyed the future.

Whatever that game is, it will never beat Meet N’ Fuck Kingdom.

I am inside your homes

Feral in a good way

Stovey blocked me for doing a Bitcoin bit that was too believable and now the BlueSky community has shunned me and my witty, edgy posts.

Stovey, if you’re reading this, please take me back.

Screenshot of a porn video with doggy style intercourse

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

Omg I was just thinking this

"For sale, clown shoes, never worn, belonged to great clown Pagliacci"
"They are MY new shoes!"

Sir this is an Applebee’s

He’s a Bebby that’s what he is

Neoliberalism is ok, actually

(Leaves)

Omg there’s sweat dripping down from the balls 😂

“Aw hell yeah adult content”

*turns off filter*

“That is a fur suit with a dick sticking out it”

I already saw yiffing here. It’s….. it’s a lot

You know what? Fuck you (goes to bed with loving girlfriend)

Execution by doing 100 gravity bing rips in a public square.

Put all those dicks away I’m trying to eat

I just want to post my deranged shit online can I just do that please? God.

Counterintuitive but walk in there fully believing you won’t get the job. Believe it like a fact. Go in there to have an honest, confident conversation about you, and what you can bring to the table, and what you have done. Been rejected a million times and this helps me keep going.

Good luck 🍀

Look me in the eye and tell me this man isn’t a rapist.

For sure for sure (rips FAT cloud from elf bar and takes micro edible)

People hating on fat folks because of Lizzo and this dumb fuck has been here for over 20 years.

They’re probably not that good tbh. They’re hot if you’re a still a teenager and you’re too afraid to type up “porn” on Google so you make do with whatever newgrounds has. They’re most likely not good for boys’ mental health and expectations about sex and intimacy tbh

Meet and fuck international spy. Almost forgot that one.

You think I’m kidding but I’m not. Those are all real.