I’m not relaxing until every last vote is counted.

Looking at that last one: if donations to felons is a crime, that’s bad news for all of MAGA.

I may have never said it, but that doesn't mean that it hasn't been true.

I truly appreciate you, friend 💜

Yeah. Eldest kiddo got a complicated diagnosis a few weeks ago and we were in all day for testing / imaging.

Spending all day Sunday at a hospital should qualify all involved for a Monday off.

Shits so wild right now I can't even tell if you're kidding. Are we going to war with fucking Cuba now?

I legitimately resent the fact that I know what this means.

My fave takeout Chinese place uses past 4 of the phone number to confirm orders and I have - repeatedly - given them the last 4 of my social, my bank PIN, and my damned address before I landed on the right number.

All is which is to say, I feel your pain.

Mom had one of those in her classroom when I was growing up. I LOVED that thing!

Further proof I married WAY out of my league:

My wife got today’s Wordle in 2.

Strong second for Darmok. I'd also add S2E9 The Measure of a Man.

Mom will be gone 20 years on the 26th of this month. I have to work the 24th and 25th so going home is not an option. I’m struggling with how to mark the day.

a possibly Renaissance-era painting of a young white woman, modestly dressed and holding a wreath of flowers, rolling her eyes and leaning, slumped a bit, against a wall. text has been overlayed in an old-calligraphic-looking font: “This too shall pass, but holy fuck”.

Gods above I wish mom were here to see this.

Communist party recruitment video bsky.app/profile/bran...

"I can not believe America has becom--"

bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.

Thank god for T.A.C.O. Tuesday.

Now to see who profited off this latest round of threats.

In my next contract I’m going to have a clause built in for “bearing the existential dread of *gestures at everything*”

I'm sorry, but that's also a completely valid reaction to *all of this bullshit.*

I haven’t larped since ‘97 and yet would with you were we not 6 hours apart.

Fitting indeed that one cannot spell “April Fool’s” without “AI slop”

I forgot it’s stay off the Internet day.

Super cute!!! What a great color!!! 😍

Sending strength and hug hugs, friend.

My dead?

Grateful.

#RIP my electricity

It says something either about the times or my mental state that I seriously had to stop and think whether or not you were joking.

I appreciate you. It’s a literally 3 minute drive and I’m home safe now 💜