Alt text coming in clutch today, but I know exactly what this looks like

Virginia state senator L Louise Lucas wearing a 10-1 gauntlet

She is... inevitable

God bless L. Louise Lucas

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

🚨 Virginia has APPROVED the amendment for congressional redistricting, @nbcnews.com projects. A victory for Democrats that will help them gain several House seats in the 2026 midterms.

I apologize for doubting you, Governor Spanberger

And in fact Republican states like Utah and Ohio have retained their gerrymanders in open defiance of successful referendums demanding non-partisan redistricting

A yellow catfish laying his head inside a brown ceramic tube in an aquarium with black sand and plants.

When life gets hard, enter a TUBE

Hoover at least was a good trout fisherman

The Trump "ballroom" project will be seen 1000x worse than Carter's solar panels ever were

We are not doing Spanberger numbers on the redistricting ballot measure and that concerns me.

Southern Poverty Law Center indicted on federal fraud charges related to past use of paid informants The Southern Poverty Law Center has been indicted on federal fraud charges related to its past use of paid informants to infiltrate extremist groups.

The apparent theory here--SPLC was defrauding donors by paying right-wing extremist org informants, and also took completely legal steps for obscuring the money trail for very obvious reasons on this totally legal thing to do--is ludicrous even by the notoriously malleable standard for wire fraud.

This is really cool and funny because North Mexico has been struggling with a series of Measles breakouts and it is presumed that they’re largely a result of transmission via USA along with the mennonite colonies which, by no coincidence, travel regularly to the other side of the border.

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

Biden should have a chain as an homage to his Corn Pop days

Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku Ils and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.

Person holding an antique flare gun "it's old. But it still bark!! 💥"

Can we get an official form of this joke going? Something like...

A man walks into a bar, with a head that becomes more vertically compressed as it rises from chin to hair.

The bartender says "why the log face?"

*I like

like Disco Elysium and when I played it the only books I'd read that year were 40k or WH:Fantasy novels, so fair enough.

FTA: "If current trends continue, even the Russian Northern Fleet at docked at Severomorsk will soon be vulnerable."

tfw about to lose the Northern Fleet after losing the Black Sea Fleet, to a country which, it always bears mentioning, has not had a navy since 2022

God I love Chinese sometimes

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Welp, can't say I didn't see it coming, they cut down everyone's salaries about a month ago due to limited runway, but the company I was working for laid me off.

Need full time TypeScript and/or Solidity work ASAP

Needing to spend money to play defense in Mississippi is apocalyptically bad for the NRSC, like that’s not taking money away from North Carolina that’s taking money away from Alaska

Hurricane Omar Little

Finally, the Minions Holocaust discourse we all deserve

Yup, I entirely agree.

And to be even more bitter: some people resonate more with the symbol of Jesus than any of the people the IDF has killed.

a picture is, it turns out, worth a lot more than a thousand words

Snapchat Engineer: "We've added all features you requested to make the wearer look as much like a pervert as possible."

Snapchat CEO: "I still think we need the external speakers broadcasting 'Epstein was right' every 5 seconds."

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