CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

they're really there you son of a bitch

There's not even a blue grape in nature fml

Sour Jelly Bellies have a sour grape flavor with a BLUE colored bean. Is there a name for the feeling when you're mad but it's not something actually important enough to be something that makes you mad?

I have never actually been to the Beautiful Restaurant but that looks like my jam. Colonade would've been my pick tho for sure.

Wait where in Atlanta do you think has the best fried chicken? There are a few contenders 👀👀👀

at my wedding i'll be walking down the aisle in a tux while a beautiful string quartet makes me shit myself uncontrollably

best day of my life

Yeah! It's only ten minutes from me lol. In the middle of Level 1. You're gonna have to catch up!!!

I would've been mad otherwise

Rip Joanne I miss u

My next level of improv class is almost $300. I'm wondering if they do a teacher discount and then realizing no place does a teacher discount except for shuttered fabric stores.

Luckily the salty jerk gave you a receptacle for their tears

Okay librarian but I meant that sexually!!?

still

I like to fill buns with butter and I'm not going to be quiet about it anymore!!!

sir this is a library

yeah i like cumming inside a nice brioche anyone else?

Yes okay but I'm not sure that makes you the right fit for our company

We all have days like this

Oh lastly here's the Fentruck list:
1. Fentruck
2. Fentruck
3. Fentruck
4. Fentruck
5. Skunky Beaumont

And then just the best people:
1. Skeeter Valentine
2. Patti Mayonnaise
3. Porkchop
4. Bud Dink
5. You guessed it, Skunky Beaumont

In terms of social power:
1. Bebe Bluff
2. Chalky Studebaker
3. Connie Benge
4. Judy Funnie
5. Skunky Beaumont

In terms of canonical raw power:
1. Silver Skeeter
2. Klotzilla
3. Quailman
4. Quaildog
5. Skunky Beaumont

"So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of PISS"

Mamdani's a Double Dash guy I bet

I should probably get around to season 2 😬

Started Beef S2 tonight and looking forward to From S3 in a few days! I'll probably download Scrubs to watch at work since, like the Marvel stuff, that's not stuff my partner's into.

TV is good for you maybe! Probably not! Nothing matters!

Other good shows I've watched/am watching:
- DTF St. Louis (MAX)
- Daredevil: Born Again (D+)
- Wonder Man (D+)
- Jury Duty S2 (Prime)
- Love on the Spectrum (Netflix)

Probably a bunch of other reality and documentary stuff I should really keep up better with on Letterboxd.

I've watched a lot of good TV lately the Pitt finale literally had me saying "holy shit this show rules" out loud at one point.

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