Was suspicious of something like this, given the way the issues seemed to wax and wane…
Good work bsky team!

I love using this meme whenever I see an AI generated pictures of the weirdo doing something stupid. Seriously, there are so many hand-drawn political cartoons around the world featuring the turd doing literally everything. Not to mention he's a living cartoon character, so photos should be fine.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Booster separation confirmed

Part of what explains Trump is that he assumes everyone else is just as self serving, selfish, and narcissistic as him so he never believes anyone is sincere in their faith. Pope Leo is absolutely willing to die for his faith and wouldn't even flinch.

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Qt… Mocha’s sweet too!

Labour MPs on bluesky defending the health secretary are in for a shock on Friday when I blow the lid off the conversion therapy being done on the NHS on his watch

The answer is simple: the tech industry's desperate attachment to artificial intelligence is largely fueled by the Saas industry, because Al is the first meaningful new "thing" they've had to flog to customers in quite some time, and because so many of these solutions are sold in bulk on annual contracts signed by people who aren't the end user, artificial intelligence feels like something that they can put on top of another solution and claim it's new. Theoretically, Al seemed like manna from heaven. It was an entirely new industry that you can either sell services into (like data storage and processing) or build services using. Al has a near-mythical pedigree that makes braindead CIOs and CEOs that don't really know (or care) what their people do all day sit up and say "wow, I need to make sure we're using the bleeding edge of technology" to investors and partners.

It's hard to overstate the significance of a collapse of growth in the Saas market, as is it hard to overstate how dangerous generative Al is to its fortunes. While these companies had costs before, generative Al is multitudes higher than regular cloud compute costs, meaning that any new revenue growth from this software will be burdened by leveraging an increasingly-expensive solution to a problem that most of them have trouble describing. And if the revenue never arrives, they'll be faced with the same problem as the rest of the tech industry - that they've run out of ideas to generate growth. At that point, they'll have to reckon with the fact that there are too many software companies incapable of solving any problem other than "how do we find a new way to charge customers for something?"

I realize this is all a bit technical, but the very basic thing to know is that SaaS companies must grow, and their way of growing is growing and upselling ("expanding") customer revenue, and that specific thing is declining. SaaS sales teams are built to land accounts and then grow them using "customer success" teams that find new ways to "get more out of the software" using the customer's credit cards, which is why so many SaaS companies acquire completely different business units (like Salesforce, which just acquired a data protection and management company for $1.9 billion for some reason) as a means of further penetration into the customer's existence. And if that business model is dying - if customers are no longer as easy to upsell, let alone retain - then things are going to get desperate.

I don’t like my writing style as much back then but I’m proud of this piece from August 2024 about the collapse of the Software As A Service industry. I hadn’t learned finance fully at that time and thus didn’t think about the debt side! Rookie mistake
www.wheresyoured.at/saaspocalyps...

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Yes, and I am :3

Not to brag, but I have this affect on many people @xochi.dev

It's me, hi, I'm the godless jumper it's me

Altman right now:

She's a little spooky, chat...

Drunk thoughts...

Hell yeah I'll Jack off Daniels, why even ask???

promotional image for "get birding with sean bean", the uk's leading birdwatching podcast he's sitting on a bench in the woods, about to doff his ascot, wearing a brown zip-up and holding a mug. he's smiling, as if he doesn't realize in a few episodes they'll kill off his character in a dramatic, meaningful scene

oof, i hope they don't kill him off in the first season

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.

And trans lives are grounded in reality.

We see y'all. No matter what.

www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Sex, mainly. I think. 🫦

What do you reckon, are my odds good?

Something something libido.,,

Yes,,, mysterious energy...

Do you reckon they get all the cum in those porno dicks by preloading the urethra?

Dark side of the peen... Or something...

That startled a genuine laugh out of me hahahha

What happened with webtoons? I saw some posts about issues before, but never saw what actually happened?

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

huh...

In case this isn't abundantly clear:

If you voted for or support Trump in any capacity, get the fuck off my page. You are not welcome here. I am nonbinary, disabled, and have a myriad of friends from different walks of life who have to deal with the direct consequences of your vote.

Bluesky x Twitter

a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up at the sky in the dark . Alt: Willem Dafoe, a man with a beard and blue eyes, is looking up at the sky in the dark, with an expression of horror on his face.

Your PC watching the Jeeves of Ask Jeeves descending: