It was me. I saw that movie. And we didn’t even have Targets where I lived so I was so confused.

Californians of course pay the most federal income tax of any state population on an aggregate basis and I think the fifth most on a per capita basis.

Linus piously Jesus-shames the Peanuts gang about the true meaning of Christmas but three months earlier he was attempting to indoctrinate Sally into his pagan gourd sex cult.

In 2024, I got to see Magnetic Fields, Soul Coughing, LCD Soundsystem and They Might Be Giants live in NYC, and I realized my preferred genre of music has always been nerdy NY punks.

So excited to see the Jakob Dylan biopic

Plus the movie?

You walk in and it’s like “that’s right, no more alcohol, this is a 100% Gay Grill”

I’m sorry, but I find everything about the Dutch language hilarious.

the seoul tourism board is feeling so tired lmao

Is nothing sacred?

[Lana Del Rey voice]:

Sorry, my entire personality is now the vocal breakdown outro of “Great Gig in the Sky.” Thank you for respecting my privacy during this time.

So many new/old faces!

My people!

They great thing about headlines, subheads and post copy is you can share different aspects of a story…

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

Nothing has made any sense all day except this thought:

The best thing I can do now is go out and be a human shield for any trans being who needs one. 🏳️‍⚧️

Doing some high-octane bright-siding: The morning after Trump won in 2016, I woke up and immediately slammed my foot into a pile of diarrhea my nervous German shepherd left on the shag carpet in the guest room we were staying in.

So at least this time that didn’t happen? Miss that dog, though…

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

Love this triptych about a husband and wife explaining how they decided who to vote for.

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

I don’t need polls. I just need that fortune teller from Fox News

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NAACP is offering free or discounted rides on election day, so you can get out there and vote! The offer only seems to work through Lyft app

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I feel like you can draw a straight line from this book’s publication to newsrooms taking cues from GOP strategist talking points. Pendulum swings back when, exactly?

I have definitely noticed an increase in prompts to restart/install updates, but that might just be my company’s IT dept overworking to protect me from what you’re experiencing.

Trump Goes All In on Anti-Trans It’s not clear if the ads will help Trump, hurt Harris—or just scapegoat trans people.

Donald Trump’s closing argument, by ad spend, is that trans people are bad and he will remove them from public life

this is what he thinks will win him the election

tell him to go fuck himself - and be ready to protect your trans friends and neighbors

The best sci-fi always is.

It's nice to see that America is still a country where any billionaire can grow up to BE the darkness that democracy dies in

“I’m not here as a celebrity. I’m not here as a politician. I’m here as a mother.” - Beyoncé speaks at Kamala Harris’ rally in Houston

Charlamagne tha god: "When somebody questions Kamala Harris’ blackness, you all will have roundtable discussions about that, asking that question, how can we not having roundtable discussion is asking is Donald Trump a fascist."