Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny Rolling Stone did this

Have we discussed this yet?

I be paying attention to where I'm going now more than ever. Gas too high to be missing exits and turns

Anytime I need a deep laugh, I remember someone on the Bird app told Tina Campbell from Mary Mary to put the shackles back on her feet when she mentioned she was supporting Tr*mp.

Sat next to each other at the Juvie concert

Now why are we in it

The Drag Race Me To Hell episode>>>>

Temperature dropped Sunday. And like clockwork, I'm sick. Hoe ass weather.

If you watch the intro to Flintstones Kids, it’s actually a deeply troubling society.

Somebody turned a triceratops into a bicycle (somehow worse than the crocodile skateboards), a long neck exists just for kids to slide down it, and a poor monkey is forced to operate stoplights in perpetuity 😔

I'm tired of people. Ready to get back home to my weed and solitude

the christians turned on kevonstage because he said he respects and loves LGBTIA people.

Hope my coworkers got the hint to leave me the fuck alone today

I respect Rebbie Jackson because she came out, dropped the heat the streets needed (Centipede!), and then boogied into obscurity never to be bothered again

Even her nose job looks normal!

This is a cinematic insult of the highest level.

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Drinking cold water with a cough drop in your mouth

T-Mobile Tuesdays got $5 tickets to the MJ movie

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Filed my taxes, took less than an hour. Idk why I procrastinate every year 😂😂 now run me my 20 dollars.

Back at this fuck ass job. Let's get this bread

Doubled up my edibles dose because I laugh in the face of danger.

Trump 'blocked from accessing nuclear codes' by head of US military US President Donald Trump is alleged to have received push-back from a senior military person in a meeting at the White House during an attempt to access his country's nuclear codes

Trump 'blocked from accessing nuclear codes' by head of US military

This is a war based on lies

EVERYBODY SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!! 🫣🤣🤣

happy birthday, weed

Despicable.

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I typed out homegoing and this stupid ass phone changed it to homecoming

I hate driving and everything that comes with owning a car. It's one of the main things I miss about living in DC