Hey if you going to the bumps and bruises tour you can gon n block me

My sister needs to give me some nieces NOW.

Every time I try to do this, the universe does something to show me why that’d be a BIG MISS STEAK

In March diesel prices in the US jumped 42%, the biggest monthly jump in at least ten years.

This will heal me

NEW @durandbernarr.bsky.social ALBUM ALERRRRRRRT

5/1/26 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I was curling my hair with the curling iron and she said "let me do it!" Snatched it out my hand then immediately put it directly on my back, burning me and leaving a scar because her "intrusive thoughts won"

steadily tearing our ass UP.

Moving is top 3 worst things to do ever!!!

They want freaky virgins and submissive providers. It's strange.

Disappointed, though not surprised, I began to describe various life- saving components of USAID’s global health portfolio, highlighting how we prepare for and respond to emerging pandemic threats; support the diagnosis and treatment of tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV; and immunize millions of children from the deadliest childhood diseases. I spoke for about five minutes, focusing primarily on our infectious diseases work and hoping to keep the attention of people who seemed to have no experience—or interest—in global health. When I finished, the room was silent, the political appointees looking at one another in what appeared to be disbelief. The silence was broken by Ken Jackson, who chuckled softly and shook his head. “Wow, there really is so much that USAID does that we never knew,” he said. “This is the story that needs to get out there.” Joel, also smiling, chimed in next, echoing Jackson’s amazement. “I had no idea you did all this,” he said. “As a Republican, when I think of what USAID does in global health, I assumed it was just, you know, abortions.”

This is NUTS

www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

Whistleblower says Trump officials thought USAID did 'just abortions,' asked for 'Barney-style' slides before gutting agency, per new book Read an exclusive excerpt from Nicholas Enrich's "Into the Wood Chipper"

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health.

'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

I thought about that too lol but one still living and I don't wanna speak that on her

I didn't think Aunties are covered by bereavement leave so I'm finna tell them folks my daddy died 🤷🏿‍♀️

Damn Auntie, you fucked the city up with this one. The holidays will never be the same. 💔💔

Sway is the best looking person Porsha ever brought on the show #RHOA

Blue Cheese Hoe

Right?!? 🤣🤣 now I’ve seen about 5 POVs.

This looks like life. You thought you had figured it out but then…

Good morning. Happy Monday. Crop Over 2026

At times yes, I am living the dream. But mostly no

I’ve applied to fed jobs in the past prior to this admin and never had to answer questions before. A position popped up on my LinkedIn and i said let me look…then i saw you had to answer questions….

Is this new??? It’s gotta be right?

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Me looking through pictures of myself

Maze & Frankie Beverly - Golden Time Of Day Listen to Golden Time Of Day on TIDAL

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When I have to smoke more than once a day, that means it's time for a tolly break

I don't just wear clothes. I wear concepts.

These days call for whimsy more than ever.