🤮

I will hike up this sand dune for one White Claw and a hot dog

good afternoon

my dad let me watch his Dirty Dancing VHS from Columbia House three times before he finally said, "I don't think this is a movie for kids."

It's just the worst case scenario lullaby

Singing along to Feelin' Alright

Or making it by under pink moonlight

who is they?

don't be sorry
It's never that serious

coming over to clog up all your toilets

the only shorts available for middle aged women look like pantaloons

this was unexpected

it's Charlene for sure

yes! 😁 I vividly remember renting this on VHS and watching it with my mom

sometimes

joined Bluesky to remind you of Jodie Foster films you forgot existed

I want the confidence of people who film tiktoks in public

my cousin Charlene wants to know if you're single

intriguing

I made some fish tacos today but they just ignored them and swam away

we know

it all starts with timing

fuck yeah

🎶if you like pina coladas
and getting punched in the face 🎶

now I'm hangry

no. That's why I'm imagining it.

mentally I'm at a Chi Chi's enjoying a chicken chajita