I genuinely think that the curtains closing on my coffin with that tune going on would be comforting for my loved ones 👌

Hi! I pretty much never post anything these days, but having just finished reading Glitter Balls by @michelehowarth.com, I feel compelled to tell you all to buy a copy and read it! It made me laugh out loud, but I also cried, which is the sign of a fantastic book, IMHO 👌 x

It was nice to meet you IRL but I'm sorry I didn't get to talk to you! It was a great night 🙂

You were great 👏🥰

I personally wouldn't go that far, but I am a minor GBV fan 🙃

Make that 20 something years...... 😆

Hi. My friend turned me into a Muppet (aren't you one already? I hear you say), and this is the result! 😆

Hey! I'm pretty antisocial on the socials these days, but I pop in now and again 😄 x

And hey, hey! 👋 x

Wotcha Sally ✌️ x

Hi Corrinne 👋 x

Evening all. I keep getting told by @nportnell.bsky.social to get more involved on here, so, err, here I am! Please enjoy this pic of the Muppet worm, Slimey, having a picnic in Paris 💚

I AM NOT LEN

I would be rocking that look! 😆

Rude. But sometimes true.

Evening all. Here are some hard-boiled egg people to wish you a Happy Easter! 🥚 x

A partially hollowed out tree - looking a little bit like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter - sits in a green field on the outskirts of Wetton, Staffordshire.

Spotted this beauty today in Wetton, Staffordshire. Portal likely to lead to whatever is kept inside a cartoon witch’s hat.

Look at this gorgeous peacock greetings card that @alsalv.bsky.social found at her mum's house. We're guessing early 1970s.

I'm not sure the black kitten at the front is real! 😆

I'm very open-minded, but this just did my head in! I returned to the room and gave it a go, but my brain said NO. I'll stick with Neneh 😄

This is excellent!

A very peaceful scene of a perfectly still body of water at dawn. The scene is a study of pale salmon-pink and grey and the misty sun is reflected in the grey water

Today is Candlemas- which must be the best name in the calendar.
Candlemas - a celebration of the return of light

Artist: Gerald Witcomb

Evening all, and happy Saturday night 💕 Cher by Avedon 💕

Beautiful 🖤

*AN amazing food 😆

I feel the need to tell you that @nportnell.bsky.social has gifted me and amazing food that I didn't know existed! It's even better than a bunch of flowers 😁

Happy Birthday 🎂 Love the photo! I remember those little cassette players and the 80s hedgehog cakes! 😁 ❤️ xx

I should have put this 😉 after 'rude'

Heartbroken 💔
RIP 🖤

Rude