@thekatebutch.bsky.social thank you, @thekatebutch.bsky.social, for this essential artistic commentary

there is a group of men on the northern line dressed in cheap sexy german lady/hotdog/pretzel costumes drinking unmixed spirits and chanting. it is 9:30am.

gay people sing ‘hang a shining star upon the highest bough’ but queer people sing ‘until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow’

had a box of lindor for my tea (self care)

XS Malarkey: Queer Comedy Fundraiser for The George House Trust Since 1997 XS Malarkey has been a Manchester institution, with compere Toby Hadoke bringing you the very best comedians at the lowest prices. This week we're bringing you a special night of queer co...

TOMORROW a special night of queer comedy (everyone welcome obv), all proceeds going to The George House Trust. Wuthering wonder and Drag Race alumnus @thekatebutch.bsky.social, @jlukeroberts.bsky.social , Justina Sesel, and a debut from @queerbuccaneer.gay! LUCKY US!
wegottickets.com/event/634699

if I don’t win anything on the premium bonds tomorrow I will be doing something drastic

having the opposite of a brat summer (seasonal affective disorder)

smash

can someone please find me a knitting pattern for the Shiz University cardigan IMMEDIATELY

listened to the song drivers license for the first time ever today and Jesus CHRIST I’m a wreck and I failed my theory test

how do I become someone who gets interviewed for those channel 5 rundowns of the best Christmas adverts, the worst halloween sweets, the most enthralling celebrity near-death experiences etc.

literally never taking this wig off lol

doing a big Sondheim in that London so come on down please!

www.theplaygroundtheatre.org.uk/projects/%E2...

got 1.5 seconds of airtime on drag race this evening, hoping for that delicious cheque thanks pls xx

on the contrary, she is an asthmatic chain-smoker

god I thought I’d finally escaped her

do you think gary barlow’s massive son knows he was the last ever main character on twitter?

Tour — Kate Butch

feels somewhat disingenuous that my second ever post here is promo but I’m going on tour next year and there are tickets available so please come and then I’ll start doing funny posts (can we call these ones tweets? idk)
katebutch.com/tour

can’t believe I’m the first ever person to migrate to this app