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thursday night VIBES

thursday night VIBES

In the 80’s they had drugs you wouldn’t believe. Not like today’s drugs. The real shit. I once hallucinated the entirety of Iron Man 2 decades before it was released.

I’m so sad. God I wish it were still the 80’s when I was a TV Game Show Host

Wife is pissed. Keeps saying I don’t have to wear the blond wig all the time. She said “your names not even Blondie that’s just your stage name from when you were a TV Game Show Host in the 80s, Derek!” Still love her tho

Oh great now my management at WME is pissed at me for posting. Whatever. They said they could get me a guest appearance on Diners Drive-In and Dives and they didn’t. So screw em

A lot of people ask me “Blondie, now that you’re no longer a TV Game Show host, what do you do?” Well the royalties on reruns pay for the overhead of my used car dealership. I mostly sells used luxury sedans to divorced guys

Being a TV Game Show host was the best thing ever. But that was a different time: The 80’s

This website sucks I miss hosting TV game shows in the 80s

thursday night VIBES

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