Emet-Selch holding his cutscene gun text: Zodiark forgive me But it's time to return to the eld me

I realized I never posted my 2023 Emet shitposts to bsky #FFXIV

idk LMAO my default is always ✌️(￣▽￣)

years ago i couldn't go to anime expo with my friends so they carried around a giant cardboard cutout that i drew of myself 😭
part of me is like someone should carry a tiny n'ahgi for fanfest but that feels so obnoxious lol...

i hope fanfest is in nyc next bc i want to see soken-kun on the street in the middle of him taking one of those pictures where he's moving really fast

tbf i never finished and i'm looking at it more from w production standpoint 😭 i probably shouldnt look at it from only that angle... like i heard the pacing was kinda whack right?

i want to see oomfies! i want to see my friends!! i want to go to portos!! I WANT TO GO TO MY STORAGE UNIT TO GET MY DOUJINSHI!!!!!!!!

I WANNA GO TO FANFEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IM GONNA THROW UPPPPPPP

like tbh i'm holding out for whoever the director is but that means v little when it comes to animated works quality here imo 🥲best case scenario is powerhouse gets it or something. they seem like a passionate group

PICREA（ピクリエ）- 頭割りだョ！ヒカセン集合8 概要FF14 二次創作リモート同人即売会です※当イベントへの参加はサークル・一般参加共にピクリエ様への会員登録が必須となります。※※FF14公式・関連企業・関係者とは一切関係ありません※※コアタイム27日（日） 13:00～14:00 21:00～22:0028日（月）21:00~22:00コアタイムとはinの目安時間となります。サークル参加者・一般参加者ともに滞在必須の時間ではなく、交流の目安と...

ファンフェスに先駆けて言いたいけど
頭割りだよに申し込みました！サークル参加予定です
今までは英語側でひっそりFF14ウエブ漫画を作っていましたが、また同人誌イベント出たいなと思って…新刊は無理かもしれませんが…

日本のヒカセンや漫画好きの方と繋がれたら嬉しいです！よろしくお願いします！

i wanted to say this ahead of fanfest but i'm participating in atamawaridayo as a circle! it's a digital ff14 doujinshi event! picrea.jp/event/486ea8...

#cadmeow Cadmium Yellowheart!

I FEEL INSANE TALKING ABOUT GAP MOE LMAO whenever i feel the urge to mention it i have to stop bc like nobody knows what tf i'm talking about

the number of times i've had to explain what moe is to people playing the game with tataru taru is crazy. i need you people to get woke.

im not dogging. they live a quaint simple life while i'm constantly passively suicidal i wish i had what they have. but i'll be in discords w other players and be saying shit that makes me look like an insane person. maybe it's like a white thing man idfk

i can't stop thinking about this tweet bc i feel like it's not even like a gay twitter thing bc i feel the same way sometimes LMAO
ffxiv has such a strange demographic in hindsight. i can't describe it well but i've had so many moments where i'm like "how did you even get here"

Bro
#FF14

???? SINCE WHEN

oooooh i didnt kno that hmm hmm

i havent heard of it at any other cons except for fan fest?? i think?? i always thought the culture surrounding wols and talking about them and stuff encouraged ppl to kind of share their guys if that makes sense lol

im sad i can't give him cut fruit and im sad i can't give him a handjob it's tragic

i drank and now i can't stop thinking about how mad i am that nahgis not real and i can't force him to watch youtube videos that i think are funny and he has to pretend to laugh

stop liking my post i'm getting scared stop looking at me

i used to have this calyx doll that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

i fucking hate fast food this jolibee collab is going to kill me

I LOVE SMUNCH!!!! I LOVE SMUNCH!!!!

New mounts (continued):

its nice that the xiv fandom migrated here since we're so used to this

i was watching a video and i got jump scared by a photo of a mascot i made when i was 14 on a computer next to a bottle of wine and tiny pies and it was really really scary like why are you still haunting me i started involuntarily crying

im too lazy to do oshikatsu sorry nahgi

POV: You're a retainer

#ffxiv wanted to try drawing lingerie, maybe will open comms like this in the distant future ??🤯