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Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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A failson.

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Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

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"How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a -"

"Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it goes without saying."

And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace.

- Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

"How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a -" "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it goes without saying." And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly through the streets, and in a very short time they arrived at the royal palace. - Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Sasquatch

DESCRIPTION: An ape-like man stands in the classic Big-Foot stance, mid-walk. His arms and legs and shoulders are covered in fur, his hands, feet, biceps and chest are flesh. Behind him is a forest of trees.

JOKES:
- He’s the ultimate American cryptid!
- (pointing to the previous joke) …with the posture of a middle-aged dad trying to find his glasses.
- He’s super strong! He can bench 150! (An F-150)
- Fur has the texture of shag carpeting that’s been left in a damp basement since 1974.
- Knuckles for DAYYYYYS.
- His build is the perfect blend of “powerlifter” and “dude powering through a few sleeves of oreos.”
- Don’t think of it as “Hairy Shoulders,” think of it as “Natural Rain Poncho”
- He was made. famous by a 1967 filmstrip of what is clearly a dude-in-a-Gorilla-Suit.
- (pointing to previous joke) (Someone ran the film through modern film stabilization software. It is HILARIOUS how much its a dude in a suit.)
- His calf muscles look like four angry raccoons fighting over a corndog.

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Sasquatch DESCRIPTION: An ape-like man stands in the classic Big-Foot stance, mid-walk. His arms and legs and shoulders are covered in fur, his hands, feet, biceps and chest are flesh. Behind him is a forest of trees. JOKES: - He’s the ultimate American cryptid! - (pointing to the previous joke) …with the posture of a middle-aged dad trying to find his glasses. - He’s super strong! He can bench 150! (An F-150) - Fur has the texture of shag carpeting that’s been left in a damp basement since 1974. - Knuckles for DAYYYYYS. - His build is the perfect blend of “powerlifter” and “dude powering through a few sleeves of oreos.” - Don’t think of it as “Hairy Shoulders,” think of it as “Natural Rain Poncho” - He was made. famous by a 1967 filmstrip of what is clearly a dude-in-a-Gorilla-Suit. - (pointing to previous joke) (Someone ran the film through modern film stabilization software. It is HILARIOUS how much its a dude in a suit.) - His calf muscles look like four angry raccoons fighting over a corndog. Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Sasquatch

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There's something about her eyes that just sells her expressions. You don't see dogs with icy blue eyes often and they amplify her shenanigans.

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That is the most precious of little angels.

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photo of fluffy white dog with pink blossoming trees behind them. text below reads: You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.

photo of fluffy white dog with pink blossoming trees behind them. text below reads: You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.

"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"?

no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

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She looks like she's just been told that she has to resubmit her taxes. Poor puppy!

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Warhammer as you’ve never heard it before Today we’re announcing The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical!

most brands on April 1st: half-arsed 200 word blog post

Warhammer: www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

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A picture of a red headed white man. "I stand with the trans community. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. We should all be entitled to live with love and without judgement." - Rupert Grint

A picture of a red headed white man. "I stand with the trans community. Trans women are women. Trans men are men. We should all be entitled to live with love and without judgement." - Rupert Grint

Half the reason she wants the reboot is because they all turned on her.

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in business attire is disrobing and walking down a road away from a city, passing a sign that says “CITY LIMITS”. A narrative caption reads, “I left society behind.” Panel 2: it continues, “I became one with the meerkats.” The man is nude and wearing face and body paint and fake ears to look like a meerkat. He is posed next to a family of meerkats on a dirt mound. Panel 3: one of the meerkats is checking the mailbox outside their burrow, says “this came for you, bro” and hands the man an envelope. The man examines the envelope which reads “URGENT NOTICE FROM I.R.S.”

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“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.”

“For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.” “For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb

gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

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re: harry potter

never before in history have you needed to read a new book more

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This is the way.

If you still support the TERF wizard stuff, you can block me too.

Also, trans rights! 🏳️‍⚧️

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Watching people bend over backward to explain that no no bro *this* use of LLMs is good ignore all those other uses and the horrible ethical lapses and illegal activities by the companies that developed them *this* use is good I promise no stop blocking Attie no

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Even if by some miracle Attie has stumbled upon the one and only reasonable use case for an LLM, it's way way way too late.

That ship has sailed. All we associate "AI" with is wrecking the economy, making hideous non-consensual porn, violating copyright and stealing our electronics.

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The terrible association in the public mind of "AI" is not our fault. We didn't do this. We didn't wreck everything. We weren't cavalier, flippant and oblivious to what we were doing.

The people who developed LLMs did that, and not a one of them has even tried to apologize.

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I've never seen a look of such immense contempt from a dog before. Amazing.

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Dune. Not the books, but the video games. Dune 2 is often credited as the true birth of the Real Time Strategy genre, although there's been plenty of discussion that Herzog Zwei is the actual start of RTS as a genre.

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And that’s that on that. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sora from Digimon

Sora from Digimon

I didn't even know she was sick 😭

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We have returned to Lucy's expression of absolute joy. Such a good dog!

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This is the first photograph I've ever seen of Lucy where she isn't the most joyous pupper who ever lived.

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"Fire Emblem: Three Houses is better"

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james connolly looking smug

james connolly looking smug

every environmentalist who has for DECADES been saying we need to get off oil and gas, watching governments panic at this energy crisis

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Striking teachers tell Victorian Government, “it’s your own time you’re wasting”

Striking teachers tell Victorian Government, “it’s your own time you’re wasting”

"I am happy to stand here and wait until you do the right thing." chaser.com.au/general-news...

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