I saw the reptile cages reflected in your blue eyes
Their green bodies conspiring therein
To form a separate universe where it was no sin
To want what I wanted right then and there
In the pet store

Its such a privilege to learn how to love someone but gd is it scary

In denial about my cumin allergy (I am definitely allergic)

It actually fuckin happened... Alex is out walking her dog and another dog starts sniffing her hand affectionately. The owner of that dog says "oh wow! she doesn't usually like guys." Alex thinks to her self "thank you for gendering me correctly, noble beast." The dog thinks "you smell like my food."

1 + 1? 2.
1 + 2? 3.
1 + 3? 4!
1 + 4? 5!

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3. We should do testing on people who were rapists & then they called me a pedophile for pointing out that many people are falsely convicted & its fucked up to torture people either way cos thats literally a person? (Instagram reel, multiple times, this was a popular opinion, somehow)

As a weird asexual I love and miss the I lied I don't like sex meme. I lied I don't like sex. Put your clothes back on im gonna. Tell you about the latest journal of sexuality article.

He should’ve taken Megan Leske with him.

I love grilled cheese ♡♡♡♡♡

she honkin on my shoo till i zzzzzz

Putting a dollar on citizen bull. For drawfee.

I really miss the bishopsgate fetish archives now that I'm not on Instagram anymore. Probably the only thing I miss.

List alphabetically
The toxins the doctors found in me
During my time in prison

Full hour until I can take more acetaminophen

So weird when you notice some people literally do not talk to black people. This post is about my 60 something year old coworker who's camp name was literally a slur for over 40 years.

Collage including several pictures of grouper fish on a black background. Over the images there is a drawing of a man in bondage and leather chaps being kicked by another man. The upper right corner has text reading "the male groupers challenge each other agian and again, slaves to their reproductive instict."

"Male groupers challenge each other again and again, slaves to their reproductive instinct"

Running list of the most insane and baffling takes ive seen people on the internet have:
1. Narcan should be illegal, because if you use drugs you deserve to die (Instagram reels)
2. Abortions are a symptom of the patriarchy making women afraid of their own bodies (tumblr)

A man says to his partner. "I want to have sex, but you're going to have to take off the mayor sash." His partner reluctantly removes the sash. The first man points to his partner's penis which has a tiny mayor sash hanging off it. The first man says "the little one too.." The partner hands it over and says "Aw man..."

This one time I was eating a chicken nugget and this wasp came and landed on it and started chewing off chunks. We were literally sharing a meal ♡

Autistic 23 year old dating for the first time. Considering proper asking him to be my boyfriend and going to write down talking points in a notebook.

Would be a good commentary except i feel like people are only gonna get the "subscriptions are crazy" and not the uh. Disabled people without money loose access to a huge number of things. Like a paralyzed person that can't drop thousands of dollars cannot move independently.

Black mirror common people dares to ask the question what if you had very normal chronic illness symptoms and then killed yourself

Half of the people on feeld just have a singular blury picture of themselves in clown makeup. I am in the trenches.