Painted my nails - old style now I need the blow nose - dilemmas

Is it just me whose heart sinks when they receive a #One4All gift card - they are such hard work

Eternally grateful for Strictly Xmas Special having Blue on! - must have inspired someone as this morning my accidental purchase was taken off my hands on Twickets! Yay!

This year we’ve been upgraded to “The Annexe of Estrangement”.

Apart from a model shark on the bed and an excess of gym equipment, all is looking good.

But what the hell is going on with the pumpkin summoning charm on the other side of the room? And who needs 5 freezers?

#duvetknowitschristmas

a sofa bed in the center with a cover of blue flowers, to the left of the bed is a medical skeleton, on the nightstand is another skull. To the right or the sofa are various colorful physiotherapy gadgets. A large dark brown wooden clock hangs precariously over the sofa

So, I just discovered #duvetknowitschristmas and I think my situation qualifies

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025

The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night

Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz

Overall did not love such brave girls. Conceptually interesting. Good performances & some great lines & scenes but overall a bit one note & took dark beyond what was funny

I guess if no one is going to offer me anything - I better get myself something!

Feel disconcertingly weird - like I’m going on holiday rather than to spend the day in hospital tomorrow 🤷🏽‍♀️

Had a little cry watching the goodbye to tess & Claudia

Parenthood is making me ugly cry every episode

I love my weekend Chicago’s so much - #ChicagoMed #ChicagoFire #ChicagoPD - all the emotions

Karen’s dance made me cry - before they cried! BTW! #Strictly

My go to solo breakfast is eggy bread with marmite! Good job I only make 3 slices - genuinely think I could eat a whole loaf if not!

Me myself & I with the telly box on a Saturday night! Don’t mind if I do

Finished what turned out to be a 5 year relationship with #Superstore last night. Shed a tear. It was silly, funny, sweet, acidic & heartbreaking in pretty equal measure. I’ll miss it.

Travel advice - anyone been to Ulhuru - is 24 hours enough ?

So if 4 of you drink 3 bottles of Prosecco & then 2 of you drink 1 bottle how much have I drunk?

Yesterday had to take a time out. Today I feel like a whole new woman! Rest is resistance as a wise woman once told me!

It is quite possibly the most hilariously stupid thing I’ve ever done! I was thinking all at the same time - get me & how come I didn’t know Blur had gigs + how are there still tickets? & yet at no point in my Prosecco addled mind did any tiny alarm bells ring

In a tragic misreading I’ve accidentally acquired some Blue tickets. Easily it appears mistaken for Blur! Anyone want any Blue tickets?

Turned 54 & instagram now sending me all kinds of products for achey breaky old people! RUDE!

Hope you’ve had a good day - mine’s been blissful! Sofa, pyjamas! Rock & roll!

Hello birthday twin!

Had a little cry at the bus stop. Seeing a young/small secondary school child. Hitting home mine are all grown up. They survived! They are thriving.

At last one more sleep til the wedding of the year

Praise be - I slept til 720 am! Please let this jet lag be over

Never have I ever wished I could ride a lime bike more!

Co-pilot really is eerily knowing!