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Posts by Sparkly Dystopia

Netflix docs are 3x the runtime of the YouTube video they’re ripping off with 1/4 of the info and a billion times the budget

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I love the ambience of a bathroom at a show

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Cabinet folder reading “canon printer MX850”

Cabinet folder reading “canon printer MX850”

Printer cable inside a folder

Printer cable inside a folder

Cleaning the filing cabinet at work and they had the printer cable alphabetized

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Four panel Calvin and Hobbes parody 

P1 Calvin says “they denied moms insurance claim Hobbes” while getting dressed 

P2 Calvin says “look if I don’t come back I want you to have my comic books ok make sure dad doesn’t throw them away” while pulling on shirt

P3 “don’t tell him where I went” Calvin continues lacing up shoes

P4 Calvin remarks he’s never been to NYC and Hobbes offers the helpful advice that they have great electric bike infrastructure

Four panel Calvin and Hobbes parody P1 Calvin says “they denied moms insurance claim Hobbes” while getting dressed P2 Calvin says “look if I don’t come back I want you to have my comic books ok make sure dad doesn’t throw them away” while pulling on shirt P3 “don’t tell him where I went” Calvin continues lacing up shoes P4 Calvin remarks he’s never been to NYC and Hobbes offers the helpful advice that they have great electric bike infrastructure

Missed this strip in the paper

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Paper machete piggy bank with cyclops eye

Paper machete piggy bank with cyclops eye

God is mocking me. I didn’t purchase this pig eye bank and things have spiraled out from there.

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Pic of me in front of lanterns in a little park

Pic of me in front of lanterns in a little park

Felt good đź–¤

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lobster in a bath tub by someone named Schmetz

lobster in a bath tub by someone named Schmetz

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in the bath he had been changed into a monstrous verminous ocean bug (that tasted nice with drawn butter)

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“Ammunition launcher” sounds like a marketing term Nerf™️ would use to avoid scaring parents instead of a anti humanitarian murder machine

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Fox really wants a slur-bot flesh-light

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1. People hate seeing other people enjoy themselves

2. Hating on furries allows people to hate on whatever group they despise while pretending it’s “not that serious”

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Got hopeful, wouldn't be surprising considering the Dick Cheney incident when he shot Harry Whittington in the face. Accidental discharge is pretty routine for Republican operatives.

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I was today years old when I learned Hannibal is a landlord for air bnb

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This Texas town has about 250 people. It has 50 sworn police officers. The Coffee City limit sign on the side of State Highway 155 reads “POP 249.” In a town of barely 250 residents, there are 50 full-time and reserve officers.

Absolutely nightmarish situation in the town of Coffee City, Texas which has just 250 people.

And 50 cops.

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X is on the forefront of innovative inspiration to gouge your eyeballs out

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Atheist myself, but I think is one those "signs from God" I'm always hearing about

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Iconic romance

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My twitter notifications used to be interactions, now they’re just random status updates from accounts I’ve never interacted with to create the illusion of something happening

2 years ago 2 1 0 0

The way they hide horrendous policies under a guise of empathy/protection is incredibly frustrating.

Being concern trolled by the people who were actively making my life worse frustrated the hell out of me as a kid.

2 years ago 1 1 0 0
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It’s amazing on a lotta levels but even on visuals alone sooo good looking forward to rewatching once it hits streams/torrents

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News clip titled “demonstrators gather outside Fulton county jail for former president trumps surrender”

A wolf wearing a referee outfit with a sign reading “big bad wolf blew down houses” trump tried to blow down democracy while being interviewed by WSB-TV

News clip titled “demonstrators gather outside Fulton county jail for former president trumps surrender” A wolf wearing a referee outfit with a sign reading “big bad wolf blew down houses” trump tried to blow down democracy while being interviewed by WSB-TV

I’ll never be braver then whoever wore a fur suit while protesting trump in 95 degree Georgia yesterday

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Standalone sampler? This is super cool I don't think I've ever seen one of these before

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Mario Mario has made themself a tool of the monarchy, their attempts to circumvent counter-culture movements resisting the mushroom kingdom spans multiple galaxies as does the imperialist actions of the kingdom, he has worked in tandem with local police even on vacation in this essay I will

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I didn’t know there was one till I tried giving blood in hs. Most straight people I explained it to either didn’t know or would start questioning my medical history asking if I had HIV because “surely they wouldn’t just do a blanket ban” 🙄incredibly frustrating

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I love everything bout this outfit so much đź–¤

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Summer after hs my go to work break was a Panera lemonade + cig + poppers

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I always loved toggling them on/off repeatedly cause the mechanical motion of the lens retracting was super soothing for some reason

2 years ago 1 0 1 0
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Nice! Kinda reminded me of this controller I use for some dj/prod/editing software (MidiTwister from DjTechTools)

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Super cute, I love the color scheme. What's this device outta curiosity?

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Photo of me at the rail during a shows start

Photo of me at the rail during a shows start

Photo of GG Magree on stage in front of a line of cdjs on stage

Photo of GG Magree on stage in front of a line of cdjs on stage

Photo of Airglo djing

Photo of Airglo djing

A guy with long hair spinning led balls as another person stands with their hands on their hips as they watch intently

A guy with long hair spinning led balls as another person stands with their hands on their hips as they watch intently

My day took an unexpected turn into ravesky

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