happy getting old day!!

how your email finds me

ur the same as me 🤝

team edward? team jacob? It doesn’t matter, the only team u should be on is ur own team

idk im at work

Millennials are ruining the cocaine industry

pretend thers no k

lets fucking goooook

poor walter!!!

top tier underappreciated seasoning

I love msg

that's soooo sketchy 😭😭

something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.

they're scraping all your content

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that's bc you are pure of heart

very on brand for me lol i was raised on those movies

the dryer is never late nor is it early, it finishes precisely when it means to

think me oats is stale

they're okay

trying this new thing where im insane but in a very low-key, down-to-earth kinda way

now that mass-surveillance is so prevalant it only confirms that everything i do is a performance, so enjoy the show sweetie 💃

kinda feel like watching all the star wars prequels and the original trilogy again

instead of just taking down or destroying the them, anti-surveillance activists in london are cutting down the entire steel poles that the new "traffic cameras" are being mounted on. legendary stuff.

i hope he feels better

Babs you have done it again

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

why didn't anyone tell me this before?!

no it's like the SAT but they only count your right answers

i appreciate your honesty