Going to be moving accounts, go follow @fatrobotempress.bsky.social if you wanna keep posted on me!

i know ive been havin a kick about drawin myself too big for clothes but i need to go clothes shoppin for cute stuff like this when im done with my growth spurt, behehe

sirantha should be grateful she can enjoy a gift so long *before* discovering the catch! there's *always* a catch!

Gesundheit!

Back to goodra thoughts...

Alt text: A meme featuring Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles talking to an elderly woman at a desk. The top text reads: “Ma’am, I wish I could help you with the paywalls, but I can’t. I would like to tell it to right click then inspect and go to the gear icon. Nor am I authorized to tell you to disable JavaScript and then reload the web to be able to read the content.” Below are four images: 1. Mr. Incredible gently gesturing with his hand toward the elderly woman as if trying to explain something without saying it outright. 2. A screenshot of a news website (El País) with the right-click menu open and “Inspect” highlighted. 3. A close-up of Mr. Incredible looking intensely, emphasizing secrecy or urgency. 4. A developer tools panel open on the same website, with “Disable JavaScript” highlighted, showing how to bypass the paywall. The meme humorously suggests a method to bypass article paywalls without explicitly endorsing it.

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I wish I could tell you how to bypass paywalls with simple programming steps that anyone could do.

I am not authorized to post the following meme.

Uhhh... have yet to be berried but I did get blomp'ed up! Does that count?

Art by @toothystuff.bsky.social

It's why I sent it to you before. Incredibly you energy. Lol

PRETTY! And also incredibly helpful!

// fat, blob, scars
collab with @spicey-spaghets.bsky.social !

Dont you hate it when you go down to the tavern and are then pinned against the wall by several tons of yeen blubber

PRETTY OMG???? ✨

IRL goals tbh

This thumbnail art goes so hard

fran's decree

Bumping yet again! It's the 31st! Rent is due in about 5 days from now, and I'm still about $550 short - I know I've been obnoxious about this but I reall, really dont want to be slapped with late fees or be evicted, any help at all would mean a lot,

Okay but unironically speaking, that's possibly the most Zelda-looking lady I've ever seen in my life

Lines by Batspid and colours by me!
Starring Recluse, Taran (‪@batspid2.bsky.social‬), Spider-Berry (@sugarroll.bsky.social‬), Spider-Jen (@bigcatzam.bsky.social‬), Miss (@miss512.bsky.social‬), Spiderwing (@hexaflange.bsky.social‬) and Wolfspider (@wildwolfspider.bsky.social‬)

Quit yappin’ and keep jigglin’ chubby cheeks 🍑

Was reminged of this BANGER NPC dialogue from NieR Automata

They're so real for this

A Fat cat, fox, and panda are in a both being fattened up by tubes to the point where the shredded clothing is barely hanging on. All three are happy with the situation and are bumping their growing bellies into each other as they take up more and more room.

Turns out, going to a restaurant called Tubular's has predictable results! Although really, they should have designed the booths to a little more accommodating. Not that we really mind!

With my friends @thatfatcat.bsky.social and @valentinefluff.bsky.social !

🎨by @wazplm52.bsky.social

With the Snow White remake opening in theaters recently, I feel now is a good opportunity to post this scene from the classic animated sitcom The Critic.

#Ifthemoviestinksjustdon'tgo

Potion of Amplify Buttcheeks

Many days, I aspire to be that for someone. 😔

(Maybe not the boi part, depends on vibe, but I digress. Lol)

Didn't the terf literally claim that HP wizards shit themselves at one point

Ankha!

too many fat shantae puns have been made already, I've got nothing

A cel-colored scene in an ornate dining room lit by a fireplace. A very chubby lynx wearing pink silk and gold jewelry, barely fitting into an ornate chair at the head of a banquet table, looks down eagerly at the spread in front of them, while two figures in dark robes bring them more platters of delicacies. Paintings adorn the walls of the room, on the left a middle-aged lion man, and on the right above the fireplace another painting shows the same lion much fatter. Caption: "All for me? You're too kind!"

The lynx is even fatter, with their stupendously stuffed belly causing the now-empty table to flip up. The two robed figures massage their belly from either side. Caption: "Oh... that's (URP) that's all?" "Just an appetizer, don't worry."

It would be rude NOT to eat everything at such a lavish banquet!

commission for TuckerAfterDark!

Spreading my mobility aid propaganda... Fat folks deserve disability aid too!!

Luckyyyy!