sent off a pitch and realised I'd made a typo in the company's name. shan't be hearing back from that one, I fear

Gay Emmy voters struggling to pick Best Actress in a Comedy this year

#Hacks #TheComeback

I’m afraid I find myself back here again

I am a proper indie music fan. Proper 6 music. I send thousands on vinyl and gigs. Best musical experience of the last 10 years was the Steps musical.

Saturday Night Live UK Review: A Surprisingly Strong Start for the British Adaptation - EuroLuminant Saturday Night Live UK defies expectations with a sharp, boundary-pushing debut. From viral sketches to strong ratings, the British adaptation proves sketch comedy can still thrive.

enjoyed being commissioned to write a bit about the success of SNLUK in the face of widespread cynicism 🤓: euroluminant.com/culture/satu...

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

how did Loreen fumble this era so much that the album didn’t even chart in Sweden, let alone the Top 100 in the UK 😵‍💫

these Hunger Games death canon-style Strictly statements 😭

😍😍😍

Omg WHAT 😱 I just had to immediately go and read the Vulture recap rather than watch the ep 🤣

i've been majorly in that hole this week, solidarity

SO MUCH THIS! And just to really rub it in, the arch mad bastard is probably gonna keel over soon enough

Very happy with Jessie Buckley’s deserved Oscars win but let’s not revise history and say she should’ve won I’d Do Anything; Jodie Prenger is also a treasure and was head and shoulders the best person for that gig!

Thrilled to announce I just got my first “…can I give you some advice?” in the gym

(I absolutely needed the advice)

the new Hilary Duff album having a higher Pitchfork rating than the latest Bruno, Harry and Taylor albums is most pleasing to me (and yes I do selectively pick and choose when review scores are relevant)

Happy "some news about your pricing" email month to all who celebrate

As if I just recognised the “what’s the mile high club?” lady from The Wedding Singer in an episode of Matlock (Maree Cheatham, legend you are)

some sort of heartgold and soulsilver switch transfer/remake remains no1 on my wishlist but i'll take it

i'm sorry HOW did I miss that FireRed and LeafGreen are coming to Switch? And THIS WEEKEND?!?!?!? #pokemon

🚨 I’M NOT WEARING A JUMPER 🚨

Would love to see the photos they didn't use.

got to Amster-Damn on my RHOBH watch and took pictures like I was on holiday

Thank christ the Hilary and MUNA tickets are both secured to make up for it 🥳

Needing to replace a hoover is such a BORING, adult reason to have to splurge a load of money 😩

Haha omg yes

I think it’s fairly locked-in that it was Pez who wanted out

Let's debrief this Jesy Nelson doc No more saaaad songs. Plus: MUNA, recent theatre and a super-fun book

Newsletter time 🤓 shaunkitchener.substack.com/p/lets-debri...

blitzed through the first few eps of the Jesy Nelson doc and Little Mix were so real for being pissed off that DNA didn't get to No1 lol

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

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