Not doubting my vibe but my vibe has changed

Fuck

Still a bop but I’ve heard it an interesting amount of times

These guys are fuckin nuts

I live on keg in metal rock on wheels now and never doubt my vibe again I cannot get enough of this song thank you felon

Felon musk I love your song don’t doubt ur vibe it is best song I ever heard very good song it got me moving so good and get this! I was starting to doubt my vibe but then this really cool metal rock on wheels drove up to me and keg and vibe was so good next thing I know they adopt me and keg

Please sir my pepperoni

2025 and they still haven’t cured my pepperoni what the hell are they doing instead oh that’s right ruining democracy

I’m sorry

I

I

I don’t know what just happened

I am a seagull on a keg

And I’m just kickin’ it

Let me formally introduce myself. I’m Seagull, I like kickin’ it and peckin’ my thoughts into this phone that’s taped to my keg. Now back up I gotta take a shit.

I will Navel Gaze on Sundays and Sundays alone.

If you storm my keg the only pardon you’re gonna get from me is “pardon me mister this is my keg” and then after that it’s all kick town assuming I can kick which I totally can

Doing squats on the keg. Call ‘em kegels.

Nah I can kick. I can totally kick.

Ok I know I said kick a couple times recently but I’m having sudden need to come clean moment so here goes nothing I can’t kick my feet are glued to this keg ok I said it no regrets

If you choose to hop onto my keg I have some elaborate forms for you to fill out and I’ll knock you off before you can get them done.

But if I roll my keg into your backyard that’s kegtown baby, get on the keg. You’re a resident of kegtown like it or not.

Every day’s a kegger, every day’s a kicked keg

Lost my keys, no cloaca where I put them

Used to listen to the pisscast with the angry birds and the piss

Mental health check-in with a gif

Cute cats I guess

Gotta stop leaving phone unlocked at night these people are disturbed thankfully phone taped to keg

Finally took the family photo for the Xmas cards

Xmas shopping is hard

Computer: may I access your location

Me: yes. Keg

Think I saw the football last night and it was good

Keg bed

Forgot to lock my phone when I went to keg last night

Me on a third date: no no no no no it’s okay that I don’t have any money because I have all of these records that you don’t want to listen to that I will also never sell please don’t leave oh hey the postman’s here with more rekids

Can’t overstate how much I miss this podcast