I imagined you naked. What's up with all the corn dogs?

Some of y’all never got a approving nod from the record store clerk and it shows.

Great. Now the two pedo cartels are fighting.

One night after sex he said 'we're called praying mantises not praying womantises' and that's when the trouble started

You could've welcomed me to the jungle before introducing me to the fun and games without any warning, you know?

It never fails. I text myself a little reminder and my immediate reaction is who the fuck is this now.

this random at the coffee shop told me all about his idea for a movie called Step-Dude and I have to say it was not bad at all

I was promised flying cars, not a biblical reckoning.

Gold

And people ask how could anyone bankrupt a casino.

🫤

hella nerd babies getting named artemis early next year

Trump has concepts of a plan.

Source citation?

Source?

A tiger is curled up in a grass-filled cardboard box set down in a hallway.

[animal shelter]

“I see Mittens is back again?”
“Yeah, third time now.”
“Who dropped him off?”
“Dunno, some dude with one arm.”

I knew an April in high school. She wasn’t a fool, she was a bitch.

Yeah. About that. Nothing will come of this. The hard lessons will continue.

Kristi, then why have you allowed drag shows in your own home, dear? #RepublicanHypocrites

One Chokepoint, $120 Oil, and a Broken Alliance System: What Comes Next in Iran A breakdown of the economic, diplomatic, and military dimensions of a crisis with no clean exit.

The US may declare victory in Iran and walk away — with the Strait of Hormuz still closed. Iran may lose the war and keep the chokepoint. New piece on what that actually means for oil markets, alliances, and what comes next.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Saving the okeyst of dokeys for my artyest of chokeys

Photo of Fed governor Stephan Miran

Economist Frustrated That Americans Think Higher Prices Mean Higher Prices

White House: Reopening Strait of Hormuz Not Vital to Ending Iran War Karoline Leavitt said reopening the Strait of Hormuz was not a "core objective" of winning the Iran War for President Trump.

This is infuriating, if true:
time.com/article/2026...

I thought I would have picked more locks with a nail file by now.

I have all of you listed from favorite to
least favorite, who I would trust with my cats, who I’d make out with and who I’d want on my side in the apocalypse on an excel spreadsheet

Trump, who calls mail-in voting ‘cheating,’ just voted by mail in Palm Beach County President Donald Trump, who has long railed against mail-in voting — including Monday, when he called it “mail-in-cheating” — used the method himself for a special election in Palm Beach County.

Donald Trump, who has long railed against mail-in voting — including Monday, when he called it “mail-in-cheating” — used the method himself in a Florida special election scheduled to take place Tuesday.

What a hypocrite!!!

Gift article 🎁

I need a moment to sit with this. 😅

Nothing stopping us from changing “et al” to “and the fellas”

Spread this dear ones:

"Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week.

Let's get this to TREND!

Answered that for you

He doesn't know any "innocent people." 🗑️