Moments of delightful customer service:
When ordering two scoops of ice cream, being asked which scoop I prefer on top or bottom!🍦🙏🏻
And just now ordering a slice of banana bread, being asked if I wanted a middle or END PIECE! 🍞
Reader, I am ALL ABOUT that crust 😮💨😎
Anyone in the #Bay have access to a quiet meeting room somewhere close to the Ferry Building? Current need is for 45 min this Thursday at 1:30pm. I’ll gladly pay.
#RIPWorkshopCafe
simplified, in the lowest terms, happy 1/5
Haven’t had a Twitter dream in a while. I was in the building, tryna find a room but on the completely wrong floor. I asked the twin bleach blonde dolled up receptionists, who looked part of a Penthouse situation (the mag, not the level), they pointed me to the elevator. Pressed a button & woke up.
In bed before 9:30 is DELICIOUS no further questions
New euphemism (from my community garden work party) just dropped:
Well aren’t you just a bucket of sunchokes 🤣
Four and a half months living by myself and I love it so so deeply — I know where everything is because that’s where it goes & stays there — today I had a light breakfast, nap, and a big early supper — dishes are clean and I’m relaxing on the couch at 6:30 when it’s still light out 😮💨
#tidy #bliss
brooooo, you feel me?!!! I just can’t do back to back stuff anymore 😵💫
Being social three many nights in a row and I’m zonnnnked today 😮💨🫥
#joshisnothererightnow #tryagainlater
“To be honest” is such a funny phrase…
Like… what have you been DOING 😳
if you’re sea mine
it means imma sea yours
🙏🏻
What a time to be a… former employee whose legacy of original thought is being resold as training data, where even a defunct company can continue to make money off yo ass
I’m 6’4” and I have come to expect it & I’m happy to help.
Now if we could juuussst figure out a way for you to lend me your unused airplane legroom…… 🙏🏻
The HR person who called me to lay me off concluded our call by saying “my pleasure.”
Dude. No.
If your manager who called you to offer you a role is not the person calling you to let you know you’ve been laid off, that’s culture. And piss-poor leadership.
Upon hearing bad news:
“Jesus, doctor”
First it was big box malls.
Now it’s college campuses.
Maybe don’t build massive structures that aren’t reusable / repurposeable.
When it’s time for the LLM to do its thing, it fails. I flip the switch and wake up.
Dream: At a control room during a virtual conference. Lots of screens of live feed, buffered content, speakers standing by. A massive LLM is about to demo how many possible moves there are for the game of Connect Four. The machine is housed in an 80s pebbled gray box with a big orange I/O switch.
#Hungary for the same change here in the US. 🙏🏻😮💨
A new couplet for that famous song:
You say semantics
and I say some antics
🙃🤪
yeah what’s the news?? it’s a lot!
wow! nice collection! i have some coins i’d like to document & probably sell — any interest in my buying a lil time to access that setup?
Fireworks in East Bay?
looking haggard and more disheveled than ever, and i’m tryna be kind. won’t be long now
this red’s delicious. velvety, medium bodied, smooth, rosey
Oh! Make that a rare bay area thunder and lightning storm! ⛈️⚡️⛈️
Never been so happy to be inside on a rainy, blustery Saturday eve, relaxing on the couch listening to Khruangbin, about to pour myself a glass of red wine and reorganize my vinyl! 🙏🏻🍷😎🤙🏻
