At Monster Jam and I didn’t anticipate every truck flipping and crashing.
(It rules)

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

Exactly one year ago today:

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Trump's newest appointee to handle fees for crossing the Strait of Hormuz 👇

This is real

What a beautiful moment.

Windows decided to do the “oops, I know you said go to sleep, but I actually did a full reboot” again, but at least I know even NASA can’t make Microsoft behave.

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

JD Vance has a new book about his religious faith, 'Communion,' coming out later this spring Vice President JD Vance has a new book about his religious faith and adult conversion to Catholicism.

Pope Leo should review this

this you?

Tweet from @dandouglas – “i'm the CEO of an AAA games studio, and as you might guess, we're pretty psyched about making games! but we never let making games get in the way of our true passion: laying off loads of staff fucking constantly”

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Incredible Easter egg joke in Paradise. The news is talking about a Castellanos home run, then they cut to announcing the apocalypse.

loss after loss after loss for these guys. no one should ever roll over to them again. make them earn it. they likely cannot

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

They need to go back to marooning the survivors by kicking them off the boat.

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

The guy who staged a failed coup last time is building a massive personal militia staffed with lawless thugs. At this point it’s just naïve not to see where this is going.

It makes me so happy that figure skating has a “ok, now let’s do a silly one!” part of the Olympics where they just put on a show for the love of the game.

do you think the ai guy they got to promise to make good games again used ai trained off all the other times xbox promised to start making games again to write the email promising to make good games again

Let me on Rogan. I’d be on there saying stuff like “no that’s dumb”

"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.” 9:12 AM Feb 12, 2026 604.8K Views

In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease